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Velvetclown 
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 Posted: June 16 2004 at 02:20 |
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Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: June 16 2004 at 02:19 |
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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: June 16 2004 at 02:17 |
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To be stupid, selfish, an have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: June 16 2004 at 02:14 |
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It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: June 16 2004 at 02:12 |
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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
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Certif1ed
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Location: England
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Posted: June 10 2004 at 16:06 |
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I went to see Brittney Spears, and liked what she did so much, I decided to write some music to go with it...
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Certif1ed
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Posted: June 10 2004 at 08:05 |
I think it's time for some regressive humour therapy...
***Bumpitty Bumpitty Bump!!!***
Judging by the music you listen to, I can tell you have van Gogh's ear...
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Velvetclown
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Posted: May 20 2004 at 07:34 |
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Velvetclown
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Posted: May 19 2004 at 02:54 |
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!
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Velvetclown
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Posted: May 19 2004 at 02:53 |
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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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Certif1ed
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Posted: May 19 2004 at 02:43 |
Women like their men like their hot chocolate - strong, rich and thick.
Good news!!! - You've only got the Strong and Rich bits to sort out and women will fall at your feet!!
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Velvetclown
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Posted: May 19 2004 at 01:34 |
He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: May 19 2004 at 01:33 |
Back on track :
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too! 
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dude
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Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
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Posted: May 19 2004 at 01:30 |
CAMELOT!!!!!!!
ITS ONLY A MODEL!!
WE EAT HAM AND JAM AND SPAMALOT!!!!
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Joren
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Joined: February 07 2004
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Posted: May 18 2004 at 15:31 |
We no longer are the knights who say "Ni!"
We are NOW the knights who say: "Icky icky icky phTHANG ZOOOOOOOOOOO PONG grmblgrmbl!!!!"
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Certif1ed
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Posted: May 18 2004 at 14:26 |
Oh No!!
What idiot started off the Python quotes...
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Velvetclown
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Joined: February 13 2004
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Posted: May 18 2004 at 14:01 |
Bravely bold Sir Dude rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Dude
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Dude!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Dude!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--
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dude
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Location: Australia
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Posted: May 18 2004 at 10:53 |
IN MY TIME ON THIS FORUM I HAVE TRIED TO STAY AWAY FROM CLICHED BORING AND PREDICTABLE PYTHON ROUTINES
BUT
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRYS!!!
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Velvetclown
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Posted: May 18 2004 at 10:41 |
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? 
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Jim Garten
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
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Posted: May 18 2004 at 10:08 |
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I wave my private parts at your aunties, you silly King.......
Now b***er off, Arthur King, you and all your silly English Knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnigts
Edited by Jim Garten
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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