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Points: 8548 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 14 2004 at 09:29
          I´m so tired ............but you wait  all ye pommy bastards ....
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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 14 2004 at 09:46

You see that Eddie the Eagle Edwards?

That's you that is!

(if you don't get it, go to www.tmwe.co.uk and download the History Today videos - they'll crack you up!)
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I NEVER FORGET A FACE BUT IN JIMS CASE I WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION!!



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Sorry Dude, I'm busy at the moment; can I ignore you some other time?

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Velvet,

did your mother have any children that lived? Wink
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Points: 1338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 15 2004 at 09:31
^now i know why some animals eat their young!!
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You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
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You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis, only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
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Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
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I bet your mother has a loud bark!

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The reason you stink so bad, is in order that blind people can despise you, too!

It's an oldie, but a goodie...

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Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

 

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

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You've been looking at this site....

http://jokes.hotplugins.com/cgi-bin/2185/compjokes.cgi?catid =12

Haven't you........

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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Sorry but you´re wrong Jim, don´t burn braincells for no reason.

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Women want mediocre men, and Jim is working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
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So Velvet, how much does a lobotomy cost these days? I'm only asking 'coz Jim wants one too...

/ducks and runs away quickly...
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Thou artless spur-galled apple-john... Thou fawning clapper-clawed moldwarp... Thou warped spur-galled varlet... Thou saucy fen-sucked pumpion... Thou spongy pottle-deep harpy...
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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 18 2004 at 07:28

I don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!

I ft in your general direction!

Fart In Face

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt...

...of elderberries!!!
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You don't frighten me, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you !!!!!!!!!!!
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I wave my private parts at your aunties, you silly King.......

Now b***er off, Arthur King, you and all your silly English Knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnigts

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