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Points: 8548 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2004 at 05:54

I dunno............Perhaps as some Dutch Cheese...
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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2004 at 09:13

Or Ukranian cheese?

Maybe the contents of a Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap?

A pan-galactic gargle-blaster, perhaps?



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Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Maybe the contents of a Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap?





Thank you for that image - I've just eaten my lunch!

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Gotta be Magma.................... or was is Smegma
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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2004 at 12:28

Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

Gotta be Magma.................... or was is Smegma

Magma are OK - haven't heard Smegma though - are they any good?
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Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Maybe the contents of a Bolivian unicyclist's jockstrap?





Thank you for that image - I've just eaten my lunch!

Cheese sandwiches, perchance?

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Originally posted by Velvetclown, <SPAN =bold>Certif1ed and Jim Garten</SPAN> Velvetclown, Certif1ed and Jim Garten wrote:

We all smell and listen to Britney Spears! Besides, we LOVE you Joren, do you want to borrow our VISA?

Well, if you insist! Thank you guys!

 

 

 

That'll teach 'em!
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Smegma are ok I guess, but a bit on the fishy side

Joren : Is that an AMERICAN EXPRESSion ?????????
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Points: 5243 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2004 at 13:25

Smegma? Is that the Canadian version of Brie?

Maybe you'd like a piece of Fromunda cheese? Prepared daily and scraped directly from its host. The San Francisco all-men, commando rump-ranger, butt dart champions. Imported to Europe daily for scones or biscuits.  
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Naa Itīs too expensive, wonderful yes, but I couldnīt afford it.
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Originally posted by Joren Joren wrote:

Originally posted by Velvetclown, <SPAN =bold>Certif1ed and Jim Garten</SPAN> Velvetclown, Certif1ed and Jim Garten wrote:

We all smell and listen to Britney Spears! Besides, we LOVE you Joren, do you want to borrow our VISA?

Well, if you insist! Thank you guys!

Yeah - feel free to borrow my CITROEN VISA any time you like mate! You might want to check that the wheels are bolted on before you drive off in it though. That way you might build up some speed before the brakes fail...

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Velvetclown, Certif1ed and Joren, not to mention Peter Rideout and Dude (with the help of a semi literate uniformed friend who is saddled by the unfortunate name of Officer Danbo The Flatulent) Velvetclown, Certif1ed and Joren, not to mention Peter Rideout and Dude (with the help of a semi literate uniformed friend who is saddled by the unfortunate name of Officer Danbo The Flatulent) wrote:

We all smell, break wind continually (and blame it on Joren), listen to Britney Spears, do unspeakable things involving small mammals and Vaseline, pick our noses, and spend our leisure time sucking Canadian smoked beaver cheese! Besides, we all WORSHIP you Jim (all praise to him from whom all blessings come), do you want to borrow our Cheese knife?



I am truly touched by your kind offer, but being a dedicated vegetarian macrobiotic vegan blood drinker, my body cannot tolerate Canadian beaver dairy products

God, this is getting complicated!



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 Bouncy Colors   Bouncy 6 Bouncy 3 Bouncy 8 Bouncy 5 Drooling Bouncy Smiley
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BEAVER CHEESE!!! AND ITS SMOKED TO!!!!...WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT!!!

 

OH DEAR, I WONDER IF YOU CAN GET VIRGIN BEAVER CHEESE!!!!!!!

 

OOPS
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Easy Tiger!

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I didn't know you could smoke beaver cheese
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a friend of mine tried to smoke cup-a-soup once!  (Is that stuff also available in the rest of the world? It's powder-soup)
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I ONCE HAD A FREIND WHO TREID TO SMOKE EVERYTHING HE COULD FIND EG EVERY TYPE OF GRASS, LEAF, FLOWER BARK MOLD FUNGUS ETC...

 

HE SAID IT WAS AN INTERESTING EXPEREINCE!!!!!!

(I CANT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD BUT WE DO GET CUPPA SOUP HERE IN AUST)
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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2004 at 02:47

We get Cup-a-Soup here - can't really call it soup, as it's just sawdust with some suspicious orange and green bits in that turns to a thin grey liquid with some suspicious orange and green bits floating on top that instantly wedge themselves between your teeth if you drink the evil stuff.

You can't smoke it - the papers get all wet...
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