| Author |
 Topic Search  Topic Options
|
Velvetclown 
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548
|
 Topic: Punch & Judy
Posted: May 13 2004 at 00:27 |
Welcome to the Punch & Judy show. Jim and myself started this little insult show jesterday by accident and here you can contribute your best insults.
No faul language please or else Mr. Maaniaque will come down on you, like a ton of bricks !!!!!!!! 
Have fun !! 
Ok Jim I believe It´s my turn eh ?
Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
Edited by Velvetclown
|
 |
Certif1ed
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: April 08 2004
Location: England
Status: Offline
Points: 7559
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 02:24 |
Propping up a bar, family car
Sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk
Punch and Judy, Judy
World war three, suburbanshee
Just slip her these pills and I'll be free.
No more Judy
Judy, Judy no more!
Goodbye Judy!
Thine breath stinks with eating toasted cheese, thou reeky scurvy-valiant mumble-news!
(Attributed to Shakespeare...)
|
|
Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 02:32 |
Great keep em comin !!!!
Can I borrow your face for a few days, while my ass is on vacation?
Edited by Velvetclown
|
|
Certif1ed
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: April 08 2004
Location: England
Status: Offline
Points: 7559
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 02:42 |
You want a match?
How about YOUR face, MY ass!!!
Edited by Certif1ed
|
|
Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 02:58 |
|
Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
|
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
|
|
Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 03:08 |
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
|
|
Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 03:17 |
|
If music be the food of love, play on...... But with an instrument like yours, you're lucky to be in the band!
|
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
|
|
Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 03:29 |
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
|
|
Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 03:49 |
|
I'd engage in a battle of wits with you, but I'd never attack an unarmed man
|
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
|
|
Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 05:26 |
Thanks for that old classic, absolutely one of the best  but I digress...
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
|
|
Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 07:55 |
|
Keep talking - some day you may say something intelligent
And if we're on the subject of old classics.......
Yes, I'm drunk, but you are ugly - tomorrow, I shall be sober!
|
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
|
|
Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 08:15 |
|
Come on!
Anyone else? - I'm running out of insults.
|
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
|
|
Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 08:21 |
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
|
|
Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 08:30 |
Well Jim they are either sleeping  or perhaps they´re very nice people.
I´m not :
I don't hold your behaviour against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
|
|
Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 08:47 |
|
.................... Sorry, I was miles away.......... I was trying to imagine you with a personality.
|
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
|
|
Certif1ed
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: April 08 2004
Location: England
Status: Offline
Points: 7559
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 09:04 |
Oh - was that a joke?
Laugh?
I nearly DID.
|
|
Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 13 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 8548
|
Posted: May 13 2004 at 09:38 |
|
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
|
|
Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
|
Posted: May 14 2004 at 06:47 |
|
When God was handing out the brains, you were getting a second helping of ego
|
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
|
|
Certif1ed
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: April 08 2004
Location: England
Status: Offline
Points: 7559
|
Posted: May 14 2004 at 06:48 |
|
When God was handing out the brains, you thought he said "trains" and got a slow one...
|
|
Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
|
Posted: May 14 2004 at 07:48 |
|
You never f++t, because your mouth's never closed long enough to build up pressure
|
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
|
|
Donate monthly and keep PA fast-loading and ad-free forever.
/PAlogo_v2.gif "Progarchives.com Homepage")
Punch & Judy