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KoS 
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 Topic: How to irritate people
Posted: July 30 2005 at 21:23 |
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more posts about Dream Theater
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Eetu Pellonpaa
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Posted: July 30 2005 at 00:30 |
Demand the addition of QUEEN to progarchives?
I never did that my self! I swear... 
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 22:35 |
 Moogtron III wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Moogtron III wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
You know what irritates me...when people dump bucketfuls of piranas in my bathtub when im in it  |
Maybe those people want to communicate something to you in a subtle way 
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Whats subtle about 100s of flesh eating fish?????????
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Nothing at all. I was just joking. 
A piranha can be a big fish by the way. Have no fear to have 100 of these in your bathtub. But this one looks like a real killer on his own. Maybe this is where Van der Graaf Generator got their inspiration for their song Killer:
So you live in the bottom of the sea,
and you kill all that come near you ....
but you are very lonely, because all the other fish
fear you .....
And you crave companionship and someone to call your own;
because for the whole of your life you've been living alone.
On a black day in black month
at the black bottom of the sea,
Your mother gave birth to you and died
immediately ....
'Cos you can't have two killers living in the same pad
and when your mother knew that her time had come
she was really rather glad.
Death in the sea, death in the sea,
somebody please come and help me, come and help me
Fishes can't fly, fishes can't fly,
Fishes can't and neither can I, neither can I ....
Now I'm really rather like you,
for I've killed all the love I ever had
by not doing all I ought to and by leaving my mind coming
bad.
And I too am a killer, for emotion runs as deep as flesh
and I too am so lonely, and I wish that I could forget
We need love,
We need love,
We need love ..........
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Damn, that thing is cute 
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 22:35 |
Moogtron III wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
I seem to irrittate people without even trying! |
You may have irritated me, but i didn't take any offence.
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Well thats alright then!
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Okay, off you go to the hugging thread, the two of you 
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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AngelRat
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 16:36 |
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Moogtron III
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 10:09 |
Well, here's you're PA shrink.
If you feel like hugging: go to zee hugging thread
If you feel like fighting: go to zee fighting thread
If you feel like irritating people: pleeze pleeze ztay right here.
By the way, this is Sigmund, the cartoon character by Peter de Wit, Dutch cartoonist
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spectral
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 09:32 |
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
spectral wrote:
Prog Archives has morphed into the lonely hearts/dating forum!
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We could continue our argument from some weeks ago, if you feel that there is too much harmony here ....
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let's monitor the situation. if this love-in continues, then we might have to!!
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"...misty halos made visible by the spectral illumination of moonshine."
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 09:23 |
spectral wrote:
Moogtron III wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
I seem to irrittate people without even trying! |
You may have irritated me, but i didn't take any offence.
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Well thats alright then!
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Okay, off you go to the hugging thread, the two of you
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Prog Archives has morphed into the lonely hearts/dating forum!
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We could continue our argument from some weeks ago, if you feel that there is too much harmony here ....
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spectral
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 09:18 |
Moogtron III wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
I seem to irrittate people without even trying! |
You may have irritated me, but i didn't take any offence.
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Well thats alright then!
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Okay, off you go to the hugging thread, the two of you
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Prog Archives has morphed into the lonely hearts/dating forum!
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"...misty halos made visible by the spectral illumination of moonshine."
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Bj-1
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 09:18 |
I have another one:
You bl00dy g0atsukkerz lisstenn to dummb progg mjuzzic....I HEAIT DUMBB PRROG MJUSZICK. Tha onlly band thet iz OK, iz Backstrreit Boyys (reaally progresivve mjuzzic, eand wery commplex). Yezz, Emmersåon Leik && Paalmer, Ven Derr Greef Djeneratorr, Djentle Giannt and Djenesyzz cannot even play their insturments!!!! Theyy are f***ng BAAADDD!!!!!!! IM DAH MAZZTER!! IM THA KING OFF DA WOORRLLDDD!!!! n0000000000000000bs
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Moogtron III
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 08:31 |
Snow Dog wrote:
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
I seem to irrittate people without even trying! |
You may have irritated me, but i didn't take any offence.
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Well thats alright then!
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Okay, off you go to the hugging thread, the two of you
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 07:17 |
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
I seem to irrittate people without even trying! |
You may have irritated me, but i didn't take any offence.
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Well thats alright then!
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 07:01 |
Snow Dog wrote:
I seem to irrittate people without even trying! |
You may have irritated me, but i didn't take any offence.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 05:55 |
I seem to irrittate people without even trying!
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 05:31 |
Eetu Pellonpää wrote:
Preferably piranhas than candirus. |
Candirus? Horrible. This becomes more something like a "How to really hurt people" thread.
Edited by Moogtron III
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spectral
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 05:27 |
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my mother in law looks and acts like a piranha.
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"...misty halos made visible by the spectral illumination of moonshine."
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Eetu Pellonpaa
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 05:25 |
Preferably piranhas than candirus.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 04:51 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Moogtron III wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
You know what irritates me...when people dump bucketfuls of piranas in my bathtub when im in it |
Maybe those people want to communicate something to you in a subtle way
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Whats subtle about 100s of flesh eating fish?????????
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Nothing at all. I was just joking.
A piranha can be a big fish by the way. Have no fear to have 100 of these in your bathtub. But this one looks like a real killer on his own. Maybe this is where Van der Graaf Generator got their inspiration for their song Killer:
So you live in the bottom of the sea,
and you kill all that come near you ....
but you are very lonely, because all the other fish
fear you .....
And you crave companionship and someone to call your own;
because for the whole of your life you've been living alone.
On a black day in black month
at the black bottom of the sea,
Your mother gave birth to you and died
immediately ....
'Cos you can't have two killers living in the same pad
and when your mother knew that her time had come
she was really rather glad.
Death in the sea, death in the sea,
somebody please come and help me, come and help me
Fishes can't fly, fishes can't fly,
Fishes can't and neither can I, neither can I ....
Now I'm really rather like you,
for I've killed all the love I ever had
by not doing all I ought to and by leaving my mind coming
bad.
And I too am a killer, for emotion runs as deep as flesh
and I too am so lonely, and I wish that I could forget
We need love,
We need love,
We need love ..........
Edited by Moogtron III
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 04:19 |
Moogtron III wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
You know what irritates me...when people dump bucketfuls of piranas in my bathtub when im in it |
Maybe those people want to communicate something to you in a subtle way
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Whats subtle about 100s of flesh eating fish?????????
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 04:04 |
Man With Hat wrote:
You know what irritates me...when people dump bucketfuls of piranas in my bathtub when im in it |
Maybe those people want to communicate something to you in a subtle way
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