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    Posted: March 06 2013 at 23:30
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Originally posted by Dayvenkirq Dayvenkirq wrote:

Originally posted by Ambient Hurricanes Ambient Hurricanes wrote:

I think all of "Counting Out Time" probably qualifies.  Although it's supposed to be satire (I think) so it doesn't really count.
I think they tried to make the album a little more marketable that way.
The song wasn't marketable at all, though.
Oh, come now. It's short, it's catchy, it's about erogenous zones.
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Points: 6253 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2013 at 23:18
I cannot vote or comment here, unlike most my female friends and a lot of male friends too, I do not focus on lyrics, never remember them either, I can hum most songs tho' because my mind follows the rhythm and instrumentals :)
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The lyrics to Amon Düül ii's "Dem guten schoenen wahren" on Phallus Dei win my vote, see the discussion by contributor BaldFriede at this page:


http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=77076&PN=4


However, as other mention, the music is excellent!  I'm a huge fan of Lothar Meid, he really blasts on this one!   Pity about the lyrics however....
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Points: 2549 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2013 at 22:30
Originally posted by Dayvenkirq Dayvenkirq wrote:

Originally posted by Ambient Hurricanes Ambient Hurricanes wrote:

I think all of "Counting Out Time" probably qualifies.  Although it's supposed to be satire (I think) so it doesn't really count.
I think they tried to make the album a little more marketable that way.


The song wasn't marketable at all, though.
I love dogs, I've always loved dogs
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Points: 1509 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2013 at 10:14
Originally posted by Dayvenkirq Dayvenkirq wrote:


Want an example of the worst?

So you live in the bottom of the sea,
And you kill all that come near you 
But you are very lonely, because all the other fish
Fear you 
And you crave companionship and someone to call your own;
Because for the whole of your life
You've been living alone.

Now that's some piece of s%^t. Universal anthemism at its cheapest. It's like as if a seven-year-old sat down at a table and wrote the lyrics, delivering as much desperation in writing better lyrics as possible, trying too hard. These words belong in prose, not in a song. Pseudo-maturity in kindergartenish terms - not a lot of things could be more repulsive than that.
Sorry, but not at all.
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Points: 15926 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2013 at 00:15
Originally posted by Dayvenkirq Dayvenkirq wrote:

Maybe she wrote it to display her sense of humor.
Ha Ha  Wink
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Maybe she wrote it to display her sense of humor.
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Life - Oh Life - Oh Life - doo doodoo doo........................
Dunno the chick who sings it but it's utter, utter rubbish - also something about ghosts and toast what she fears the most..................just plain rubbish...............
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Points: 10970 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 22:55
Originally posted by Ambient Hurricanes Ambient Hurricanes wrote:

I think all of "Counting Out Time" probably qualifies.  Although it's supposed to be satire (I think) so it doesn't really count.
I think they tried to make the album a little more marketable that way.

Edited by Dayvenkirq - March 03 2013 at 22:58
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I think all of "Counting Out Time" probably qualifies.  Although it's supposed to be satire (I think) so it doesn't really count.
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Points: 13382 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 05:12
Originally posted by Jonathan Jonathan wrote:

The Lyrics are a bit too racy to post. LOL

The whole video is funny. 
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http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385
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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 05:02
Originally posted by WanderingLogician WanderingLogician wrote:

^ Wow, unintentionally worked a Hitchiker's quote into my 42nd post, how epic is that?

That is pretty amazing.
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The Lyrics are a bit too racy to post. LOL
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^ You wanna post 'em? LOL
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http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385
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Points: 201 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 04:35

The Song "Quack Like a Duck" has some terrible lyrics but I believe it was written badly on purpose. LOL
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^ Too funny ... .
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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2013 at 15:14
These are all certainly worthy, but none are close to these, which have the added bonus of being sung completely out of tune.

Hot girls we got problems too
We're a lot like you...
except we're hot

Bandcamp
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Points: 2549 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 26 2013 at 23:46
Originally posted by WanderingLogician WanderingLogician wrote:



Of course, the very worst lyrics of all perished along with their creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth.


Are you sure?

Originally posted by Amanda McKittrick Ros Amanda McKittrick Ros wrote:



Holy Moses! Have a look!
Flesh decayed in every nook!
Some rare bits of brain lie here,
Mortal loads of beef and beer,
Some of whom are turned to dust,
Every one bids lost to lust;
Royal flesh so tinged with 'blue'
Undergoes the same as you.
...
Famous some were--yet they died;
Poets--Statesmen--Rogues beside,
Kings--Queens, all of them do rot,
What about them? Now--they're not!


Not lyrics, per se, exactly, but...I think they deserve a mention...
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Points: 2549 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 26 2013 at 23:43
Originally posted by Dayvenkirq Dayvenkirq wrote:

Originally posted by Ambient Hurricanes Ambient Hurricanes wrote:

Or how about this one:

Well I'm running here
I'm running there
I'm looking for a girl
Cause there's nothing I need
There's nothing I want more
In the whole wide world

Need Some Love - Rush
Whoa. Who wrote these?


Geddy Lee.  They're from the debut, before Peart joined and put an end to this nonsense.
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Points: 45 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2013 at 21:15
^ Wow, unintentionally worked a Hitchiker's quote into my 42nd post, how epic is that?
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