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    Posted: November 16 2010 at 13:28
Originally posted by harmonium.ro harmonium.ro wrote:

Don't forget noisettes.


When you're a real, real man, you NEVER forget noisettes (even if I would like to say that I have nuts instead of noisettes, huh huh huh).
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2010 at 07:46
wha?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2010 at 06:00
Originally posted by AtomicCrimsonRush AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2010 at 05:33
Just to set the record straight- I'm a beef jerky eating bad**s. But I do like a nice Latte and a biscotti, I'll admit it!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2010 at 05:26
Don't forget noisettes.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2010 at 05:20
Yeah, right - along with caffè latte macchiatos and double chocolate chip frappuccinos Tongue
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2010 at 05:04
^^ Disapprove My smoothies are manly! Ok!?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2010 at 03:25
smoothies... Stern Smile
 
 
 
well, really Stern Smile
 
 
...now there is only one way that "smoothies" and "real man" can co-exist.
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2010 at 02:54
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Originally posted by Billy Pilgrim Billy Pilgrim wrote:

Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Tobasco and melted cheese... Even in your ice-creams?


Oh yes, especially in ice cream.


Allright. So, now we can add mashed potatoes, chocolate, lard, sardine and strawberries.


And we'll make a smoothie out of it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 15 2010 at 18:09
Bacon.

Add to anything, vast improvements.
Yes, ANYTHING.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 15 2010 at 13:42
Originally posted by Billy Pilgrim Billy Pilgrim wrote:

Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Tobasco and melted cheese... Even in your ice-creams?


Oh yes, especially in ice cream.


Allright. So, now we can add mashed potatoes, chocolate, lard, sardine and strawberries.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 15 2010 at 04:54
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Tobasco and melted cheese... Even in your ice-creams?


Oh yes, especially in ice cream.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 17:41
Nah, it's just a flantasy
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 17:31
"Flatitude"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 17:21
Originally posted by harmonium.ro harmonium.ro wrote:

"Quiche" comes from French, therefore it is definitely not manly Tongue


How about 'flan with attitude?'
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 13:05
kuchen is delicious
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 08:41

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling RACT is not an option. I will win.
 
Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion.
 
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like beer, milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu.' For all I know, these are the same thing.
 
Because I'm a man, when one of the appliances stops
working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
 
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote
control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it......though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.. ...
 
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports, or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
 
Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she
calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.
 
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't ... and if you are feeling amorous afterwards.. .then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
 
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
 
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2010, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the cooking, laundry, cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes,
and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.
 
This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 08:40
Yikes didnt work? oh well leave it up to you to work it out
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 08:38
Women have been designing New York restrooms here!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 08:29
Originally posted by harmonium.ro harmonium.ro wrote:

He definitely wants a slice of her custard pie.

I already edited my post.Tongue
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