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If Prog was religion, who would be God?? |
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Man With Hat 
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 Topic: If Prog was religion, who would be God??Posted: June 07 2021 at 01:11 |
Jesus plays in every band ever...at least the good ones.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 07:29 |
 The best answer yet! |
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BaldJean
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 05:35 |
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Christian Vander is Hephaistos, the Greek God of metalworking and volcanoes
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 A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
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Icarium
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 05:16 |
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Gnidrolog is the diety of the unspoken land, that rezides in the lock lamore. Whom iwth its twin sister Camus protects the realm of dream and nightmare, Khan with its chariot protects the land from the wild beasts and Procol Harum is the sleeping protector of the sacred realm of mist.
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Frenetic Zetetic
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 04:09 |
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Don Van Vliet.
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"I am so prog, I listen to concept albums on shuffle." -KMac2021 |
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Hiram
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 04:00 |
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What band did he play in?
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 03:47 |
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There is only one lord and savior and his name is Jesus Christ....and it doesn't matter the religion.
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 03:36 |
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Otherwise the made-up god of prog might be: Mel O'Tron
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"We're going to need a bigger swear jar."
Chloë Grace Moretz as Mindy McCready aka 'Hit Girl' in Kick-Ass 2 |
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Progishness
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 03:23 |
Roger Waters, but he'd be the self-appointed god.
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"We're going to need a bigger swear jar."
Chloë Grace Moretz as Mindy McCready aka 'Hit Girl' in Kick-Ass 2 |
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 03:20 |
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Friede and I once were at a Peter Hammill concert where one guy in the audience wore a t-shirt saying "Peter Hammill is God"
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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 03:06 |
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^Amen. If Prog was a religion it's not the sinners who would be stoned and the Devil wouldn't have all the best tunes
Edited by ExittheLemming - June 06 2021 at 03:06 |
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Posted: June 06 2021 at 02:54 |
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If prog was a religion I wouldn't have an account on PA.
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The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
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Posted: June 04 2021 at 13:53 |
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Uh, Joan Rivers
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Posted: June 04 2021 at 13:28 |
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If "prog" was religion, "ressive rock" would be God. Shouldn't we all worship some rocks with strange names?
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Posted: June 04 2021 at 13:04 |
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^ I can't be the only one who pictures that album cover as what it will be like after you enter the Gates of Paradise and are welcomed by the Holy Trinity of Prog. If God is Love, and the afterlife's a beach, then heaven is Love Beach.*
In Heaven, perhaps tight pants are required as they decrease fertility because it's getting overcrowded with chubby baby angels. Pygar (to Barbarella): "An angel doesn't make love, an angel is love." And thanks, JD. I have incurred the wrath when reviving very old topics before, hopefully this doesn't lead to me falling even further from grace. * terrible album, though. Kind of like heaven and hell all rolled into one.
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No,no,no...Love Beach, as all good ELP fans know, is pure HELL ! It's the Dark Lord's way, present a pretty package on the outside, then damn them all ! 'Climb on my rocket and we'll fly' indeed. I had to laugh when I saw this pop up and realized it's a thread from 11 years ago. Way to bring it back Logan.
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Logan
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Posted: June 04 2021 at 12:33 |
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Just saw this topic being looked at in Active Users, and since this immediately came to mind (well right after Fripp if it was one person):
ELP as the Holy Trinity of Progressive Rock acts. Basically Love Beach is Heaven...  Or Hell depending on one's perspective.
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Posted: March 07 2010 at 23:15 |
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I want in on it too. Lets have a vote?
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Posted: March 07 2010 at 22:46 |
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too much silly arguing, I'm just going to go ahead and volunteer for the position
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Posted: March 07 2010 at 22:15 |
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A book of hymns? ^^
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