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    Posted: March 09 2010 at 12:45
a man walks into a horse.
 
 
 
ouch! Ouch
 
 
 
(it was an iron horse)
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Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/merlin81/godfather_horse.jpg

SURPRISE!
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http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i145/merlin81/godfather_horse.jpg
https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays
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bit like a horse ! Shocked
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like a horse a bit = a bit like a horse = a horse-like bit.
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a bit of a horse?
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A horse, a horse!
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a horse bit? Confused
 
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A man walks into a bar.
The barkeep says:
"Why the long face?"
(because the man looks like a horse a bit.)
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There were two old gentlemen , and one of them asked the other, "I wonder if there is baseball in heaven?" The other replied, "Well when one of us dies, he will have to come back to tell the other if there is."
         A year later, one of them died, and came back to communicate with the other.
             He said, "I have some good news, and some bad news for you" -his friend replied "Give me the good news first"
            "The good news is that there is baseball in heaven-the bad news is that they want you for pitcher tomorrow night!"
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^LOL
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Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question. 

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again? 
 
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" 
 
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" 
 
HUSBAND: "Of course I do." 
 
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" 
 
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." 
 
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) 
 
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) 
 
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" 
 
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." 
 
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" 
 
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" 
 
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" 
 
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." 
 
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" 
 
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do" 
 
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?" 
 
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." 
 
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? 
 
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." 
 
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? 
 
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." 
 
WIFE: -- silence -- 
Really don't mind if you sit this one out.
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout.
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Points: 8650 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2010 at 18:53
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by clarke2001 clarke2001 wrote:

Originally posted by presdoug presdoug wrote:



            who was the composer that had previously been a geologist?
                 Rachmaninov

           who was the composer with the re-occurring bad cough?
                  Tchaikovsky


I don't get it. Question

Rachmaninov sounds like Rockmaninov, and Tchaikovsky sounds like Tchaicoughsky?
That is what i  meant
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Originally posted by presdoug presdoug wrote:

What do you call a cross between a pig and a human?
           A Piganoid.

Rush Limbaugh
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Originally posted by clarke2001 clarke2001 wrote:

I half-guessed that myself... So it's not my bad English, but a shallow joke.Evil Smile

Perhaps a composer who's coughing while drinking tea would be funnier. Tchai - coff- ski.

Nah.


And soaring down the alps?  Wink




Pictured: an inspiration for The Nutcracker.
Not pictured: tuberculosis-induced cough.
Percussion, sir!
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Originally posted by clarke2001 clarke2001 wrote:

I half-guessed that myself... So it's not my bad English, but a shallow joke.Evil Smile

Perhaps a composer who's coughing while drinking tea would be funnier. Tchai - coff- ski.

Nah.


And soaring down the alps?  Wink
https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays
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I half-guessed that myself... So it's not my bad English, but a shallow joke.Evil Smile

Perhaps a composer who's coughing while drinking tea would be funnier. Tchai - coff- ski.

Nah.
Percussion, sir!
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2010 at 16:59
Brahms and Liszt?
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2010 at 16:56
Originally posted by clarke2001 clarke2001 wrote:

Originally posted by presdoug presdoug wrote:



            who was the composer that had previously been a geologist?
                 Rachmaninov

           who was the composer with the re-occurring bad cough?
                  Tchaikovsky


I don't get it. Question

Rachmaninov sounds like Rockmaninov, and Tchaikovsky sounds like Tchaicoughsky?
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