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Man With Hat
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Topic: The Cobra Game Posted: July 29 2009 at 18:25 |
I hire 15 clog dancers and dial 87 phones (calling each other of course).
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 29 2009 at 15:46 |
I scrape keiser willhelm's brain matter off the wall and throw it on the street below in relatively small portions.
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: July 29 2009 at 15:42 |
longest cobra game in history. or is it possible to end one? my brain explodes with this thought. brain matter spatters the wall in a syncopated rhythm. groovy.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 29 2009 at 04:43 |
I throw empty coke bottles around the room in 9/8.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 29 2009 at 01:22 |
I gargle water and throw large oysters and various pieces of metal into a room filled with 27 cymbals.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TGM: Orb
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 21:47 |
I urinate on the drumkit, facing away from the camera.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 21:43 |
Me and five other guys install roofing whilst singing Hungarian operas.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 18:30 |
I read Kafka aloud while banging the coffee table with a remote control.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 18:29 |
Damn, that is loud.
I play a prepared fiddle while playing a piano with my feet.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 18:19 |
I resurrect this thread.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 27 2009 at 19:06 |
I turn a faucet off and on with the vibrations from my muted baritone saxophone.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 27 2009 at 18:03 |
I say "tomato".
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:53 |
I play a trumpet in a very sensual jazz style and yell 'kill kill kill' at the most appropiate times.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:50 |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:46 |
I throw three fat women down the stairs.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:36 |
I pour water on various aluminium objects.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:33 |
I play 16 different tapes of 25 different bassoon auditions while attempting to stack bread pans in the shape of Panama.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:17 |
I pretend to scream in agony while strumming the blood spattered strings of my DDR made acoustic with a running hair dryer.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:12 |
I attach the vacuum tubes to a waterwheel while playing six violins with my feet.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:04 |
In this moment I'm telling the voices in my head to stop telling me this is the wrong thread in this moment.
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