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    Posted: August 31 2007 at 16:31
Sometimes at night when the thunder roars and the ghosts crawl out from under the couch and cough dust at my face I wish I had a safex system to keep me safe and sound. Sometimes I'm so afraid that I stick labels all around my apartment to exorcise evil spirits but they just look at them and laugh and say "Hey, those labels are not manufactured by SAFEX SYSTEMS, what were you thinking, you idiot?" and that's when I really wish I had a SAFEX SYSTEM, because

SAFEX SYSTEM = CoolThumbs%20UpClap
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GRrrmbll. They pick a name that sounds like safe sex, don't sell condoms and have no depilation tape????? Angry
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:55
I used to have all my Commodore 64 floppies labelled so I knew which games were on which floppy. I hadn't even heard of Safex then.
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:52
Safex labelling system - oh great, just what Prog needs - more Censoreding labels
What?
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Points: 2747 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:50
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:


Originally posted by R o V e R R o V e R wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

My appearance is the only prophylactic I ever need. Approve


this is not
off tangent man

It's not? Shocked In that case I have no reason to be here.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:49
Originally posted by R o V e R R o V e R wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

My appearance is the only prophylactic I ever need. Approve

this is not
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It's not? Shocked In that case I have no reason to be here.
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Points: 2747 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:41
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

My appearance is the only prophylactic I ever need. Approve




this is not
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My appearance is the only prophylactic I ever need. Approve
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Points: 2747 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:38
Safe Sex?


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Points: 8543 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2007 at 15:33
Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

Best just to pull it out at the last minute!
 
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Or you can use the Doctor's method of safe sex: Give em a fake name.  Tongue
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Best just to pull it out at the last minute!
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2007 at 14:16
Have you heard of those credit card condoms? They're supposed to prevent your credit card from sneaking into a credit card reader and breeding credit card bills.
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ok. I googled Safex...and i got this. http://images.google.com.br/imgres?imgurl=https://www.wmsplc.co.uk/sharedimages/Medium/CC5001.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fpsales.co.uk/professional/Safex_Condom_Demonstrators.html%3FA%3D1%26V%3D%26GID%3D12153&h=200&w=200&sz=13&hl=pt-BR&start=6&um=1&tbnid=PPPZ0VfhsE0BjM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSafex%26svnum%3D100%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dpt-BR%26sa%3DN

EVERYONE WAS RIGHT!@!@$!$
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Safeex - sounds like a condomLOL
RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 17 2007 at 13:14
I wonder if a double sided tape would make me feel safer?
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It just so happens that i misplaced all my Electrical Insulation Tapes. Thank God i found this.
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Points: 6890 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 17 2007 at 12:35
So I said " that's no safex label partical, THATS MY WIFE"
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Points: 3089 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 17 2007 at 12:25
Hey, I thought I thaw a puthycat! Wink
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Points: 3563 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 17 2007 at 12:14
Why is it that I want to say something about Safex and that nice pussy  Pig !
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Points: 2760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 17 2007 at 11:09
Originally posted by andu andu wrote:

I feel the irrepressible urge to post this here:




Yay, kitty!
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