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rileydog22 
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 Topic: How many neo-prog fans does it take to...Posted: February 25 2007 at 15:09 |
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I just came up with one (sorry for the bump)
How many Post-Rock fans does it take to screw in a lighbulb? Two. One to slowly screw in the lightbulb with gradually increasing intensity, and one to nudge me awake when the lighbulb finally reaches its "climax" 20 minutes later. |
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rileydog22
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Posted: February 15 2007 at 20:30 |
Isn't Dorman still alive? |
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 15 2007 at 03:27 |
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The Whistler
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Posted: February 15 2007 at 03:23 |
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Hey, how many Iron Butterfly members does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to finish the drum solo. It would have been three, but the bass player died...
(and no one quite gets it in 3...2...)
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Sean Trane
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Prog Folk Joined: April 29 2004 Location: Heart of Europe Status: Offline Points: 20300 |
Posted: February 15 2007 at 03:12 |
It is always better to flog a dead horse than a live one!
 And in a weird way, maybe it will be also more politcally correct!
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
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stonebeard
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Posted: February 14 2007 at 20:24 |
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: February 14 2007 at 20:23 |
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How many prog fans does it take to flame stonebeard for saying that?
We'll find out |
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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stonebeard
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Posted: February 14 2007 at 18:03 |
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Or in the case of any person with ears, not Genesis.
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rileydog22
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Posted: February 14 2007 at 16:36 |
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How many neo prog bands does it take to flog a dead horse?
Only one, if the dead horse is Genesis. Edited by rileydog22 - February 14 2007 at 16:36 |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: February 14 2007 at 03:53 |
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No dead horse left unflogged
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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sleeper
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Joined: October 09 2005 Location: Entropia Status: Offline Points: 16449 |
Posted: February 13 2007 at 19:42 |
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Blimey, you guys are really flogging this joke to death arent you?
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Spending more than I should on Prog since 2005
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rileydog22
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Posted: February 13 2007 at 18:30 |
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Woah, we both have Faust quote signatures. I demand you change it; I've had my Miss Fortune quote a lot longer than you've had your Meadow Meal quote.
And I've been using the cover of the Clear Album as an AOL buddy icon for some time now. You're freakin' me out, man! |
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rileydog22
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Posted: February 13 2007 at 18:24 |
You forgot both drummers, the bongo player, and the tambourine player!  |
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Pnoom!
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Posted: February 13 2007 at 14:20 |
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Q: How many krautrock musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 6. One to go insane and go to america, two to play chess all day long, and three to get on their case about playing chess all day long. Oh, wait, that leaves none to change the lightbulb. That's ok, the music is more important anyway...
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Pnoom!
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Posted: February 13 2007 at 14:18 |
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Q: How many Retro prog musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to look it up in the Genesis handbook. Oh, and one to be in every stinking modern band known to humanity (Roine Stolt anybody?)...
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Pnoom!
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Posted: February 13 2007 at 14:13 |
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Q: How many indo-prog/raga rock musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer candles...
Well, just look at the quintessence - quintessence cover (not the one on this site)...
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: February 13 2007 at 12:38 |
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How many Indo-Prog/Raga Rock musicians does it take to change a lightbult?
Ok I got nothing. |
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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laplace
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Posted: February 13 2007 at 09:53 |
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How many Zeuhl musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Hoi! (Ioss! Ioss! Ioss!) |
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Mascodagama
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 30 2006 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 5111 |
Posted: February 13 2007 at 09:46 |
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I am sure this joke can adapt to other genres.... Q: How many RIO musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The lightbulb problem is just a symptom of the terminal sickness of global capitalism. It's society that needs to change.
Q: How many prog-metalheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What's the problem? By the time this solo has finished, it'll be light anyway.
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Soldato of the Pan Head Mafia. We'll make you an offer you can't listen to.
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sleeper
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Posted: February 13 2007 at 09:23 |
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I'm with Stnas on this one.
And yes, I am IQ deficiant.( Go on, make a joke, I dare you  ) |
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Spending more than I should on Prog since 2005
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