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Arioch wrote: James Lee wrote: I liked a few of their songs, like "Ventura Highway" and "Sister Golden Hair". A little on the bland side, but pleasant. don't forget Horse With No Name

I loved them till they did that version of "Muskrat Love"... then I had to let them go.

Yeah, goddam Americans - they have the cheek to steal our language, then come back at us and say "Technically we use it more accurately than you do".

Oh yeah?

It's a co-incidence that you use the word we use to describe the offspring of a donkey and a mule, the word we use to describe a water storage receptacle and the word we use to describe a kind of cake made in a style similar to bread to mean the place where you keep your brains, is it?

AND we don't use that goofy accent to carry our "inaccurate" language.

So anyways, I was mindin' me own, nippin' dahn the frog to the rubba in me best Sund'y whistle, when this bloke pops up an' arsks if he c'n borrer a Lady Godiva, 'coz 'e's a bit short on the old Duke. "Lawks-a-lordy!" says I, "I've only got an Ayrton - tell yer wo', me ol' mucker, I'll ge' mes and youse a coupla Britneys, and I can lend you the Minnie aht the 'ome. Best be a quick'un, mind, 'coz I'm orff turnip toppin' wid de trouble an' I gotta keep summink in me ahses sky..."

I liked a few of their songs, like "Ventura Highway" and "Sister Golden Hair". A little on the bland side, but pleasant.