Joke

The barman was surprised he didn't realise earlier. His wife was 6"6, bald, shaven-headed and had tattooes all over her arms and back vowing "death for all". In fact, he wasn't sure it was a woman at all, burglar #2 was quite a big guy and he was so easily chased away by his ordinary, petite wife who made him chocolate brownies on Sundays and tucked him in at night. He looked back over all the times in bed he'd been unable to finish the job, so to speak, and understood that his wife was in reality a male Israeli shopkeeper who generally earned his living selling human skin which came from the victims of various pagan sacrifices conducted only under the blood of a full moon. He still wasn't sure how it happened, or how he suddenly knew so much about this man in such a short space of time. 

Edited by the icon of sin - September 21 2006 at 15:41

But before he even finished the sentence burglar #1 had made off with his best croqued cushion covers, and #2 was ambitiously attempting to steal the very dress worn by the barman's wife.

Edited by the icon of sin - September 20 2006 at 18:49

Vompatti wrote: YES! And the joke goes like this:

Drum roll used at the end of jokes in seedy bars. All take a deep breath and exhale, wondering if another deadly joke is going to spring over the horizon. Are they right?

*awed silence as everyone senses the end is near*

Within microseconds, Simmons was brutally devoured by a mystic with a carnivorous erection and human's ass ornaments, who had a preference for ingesting the military.

And those pets turned out to be magical creatures created by the mystics, such as :

Colonel Simmons was appointed by the council to detect the perpretator of the lack of punchline. He was short for his height, thin for his weight but tall for his height.

The tea was very interesting. Fast and blubous, like intravenous transvestites blubbing under a full orange carton of senseless vitamins.

The crowd inside the cavern stood abashed, as if the Apocalypse had happened to every house except theirs while they were on the can.