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Despite the fact that Ian doesn't seem to realize that he is DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD WHY DOESNT HE REALIZE THAT HES DEAD IN THIS THREAD DEAD DEAD DEAD, I play on, and as I turn up my amp I feel the spirit of Bernard Paganotti flowing through my fingers.  I lose about half of my hair, but my basslines become even faster and more powerful.  

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I hurl my broken body at Josh's drum set, knocking over all of the cymbals, which collapse on top of me.
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Thinking that I'm having a brilliant musical idea, I start playing something which sounds like Tubular Bells.  Realizing what Vander would think of me, I cut off my right pinky as a punishment.  I go back to Zeuhl, bleeding all over my bass as I continue to blast loud, rhythmic lines.  

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Originally posted by rileydog22 rileydog22 wrote:

I've never been a fan of double-kick.  But nevertheless, I cannot deny the awesomeness of Josh's drumming setup.  I accelerate my bass part and add triplets at random intervals.  


The double kick was for satirical purposes.

"LUL LOOCK EVERYBUDY I AM MOIK PURTNOI LUL!"
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We are not familiar with this particular dialect, and so we continued with the Zeuhl Wortz. 
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I've never been a fan of double-kick.  But nevertheless, I cannot deny the awesomeness of Josh's drumming setup.  I accelerate my bass part and add triplets at random intervals.  

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Laugh all you may, but I think I've been very eloquent these past few hours. I've been using grammar and attempting to separate my nonsense streams into topical paragraphs.

(Dead people speak in strikethrough.)


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Seeing the possibilities, I stuck another in my left eye and acquired a second bass drum pedal. Now I am operating the drum set with six limbs, one of which can switch between bass drum and hi-hat. Josh puts a wizard hat on my head. 
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Originally posted by heyitsthatguy heyitsthatguy wrote:

I then put on my wizard hat and robe


You again?  Perv! 

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I try to dance to the zeuhl beat but instead slip on the blood and break my spine.
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Dude, with the third drumstick jammed in your eye, you can play FIVE-LIMBED DRUM PARTS instead of just using the traditional four.  That rocks SO HARD.  

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But we were back on Zeuhl by then so it didn't matter where did Dylan go @?
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Originally posted by rileydog22 rileydog22 wrote:

Clean again, I return to my amp and plug back in.  I start rolling off that awesome groove from Sweet Sweet Bulbs.  


Unfamiliar with the bassline, I just started doing really loud blastbeats and actually popped my own eardrums. The whole while, the drum stick is still in my eye. Evil laughing.
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No, Ian didn't mean anybody because now he is DEAD.  DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD WHY DOESNT HE GET THE PICTURE DEAD.

Anyways, seeing Josh's Vander impression, I go back to my Zeuhl bassline.  Damn, it rocks SO HARD. 

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I meant Jake.
 
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