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LinusW
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Posted: February 21 2008 at 12:31 |
Why is there no real companion letter to 'p'? Both 'o' and and 'q' look strange beside it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 21 2008 at 05:32 |
Scratch it! Go ahead! Go ahead! Scratch it!
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
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Points: 25210
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Posted: February 21 2008 at 04:54 |
It gets better depending on certain circumstances.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 21 2008 at 04:31 |
Don't worry, either it gets better or worse or not.
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 20 2008 at 21:58 |
He said he didn't know what time it was, but then I noticed the kilt and the sporran and knew something was amiss.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 19 2008 at 09:25 |
It means "potatoes."
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Posted: February 19 2008 at 06:22 |
Yes, but it was taken off diagonal stand yesterday.
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 18 2008 at 21:52 |
Iffin I had the karbunkle I'd hep ya.. as 'tis, ain't more no to take'em.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 17 2008 at 16:27 |
OK, I guess, but my WIFE always does it DIAGONALLY. Funny, huh?
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LinusW
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Posted: February 17 2008 at 07:27 |
Haha, no no no, let it stand for about 20 minutes before you even try that!
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
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Posted: February 17 2008 at 02:46 |
Floppy and lose, tends to not always work well I'm afraid.
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 16 2008 at 16:54 |
I found it regurgatory and implunible, not to mention floopy.
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: February 16 2008 at 00:51 |
ive seen worse...
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T.Rox
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Posted: February 16 2008 at 00:36 |
Lead Sulphate
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"Without prog, life would be a mistake."
...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 15 2008 at 19:55 |
I reckon it'll be chaff by Fall, then peat, loam, and eventually silt.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 15 2008 at 12:47 |
I wholeheartedly recommend a long walk in the park, but some people tend to prefer a night at the opera. Either way, be sure to keep in mind that the butt plug is only a temporary solution.
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T.Rox
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Posted: February 15 2008 at 09:17 |
That critical reduction is attained by a slight tweak of the left-handed discommboomerator.
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"Without prog, life would be a mistake."
...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 14 2008 at 23:56 |
Oscar Wilde, I think, or George Takei
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Dean
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Posted: February 14 2008 at 19:50 |
Unplug the power to your modem, wiggle the ADSL lead around in a seemingly random manner and swap out the micro-filter for the one you swapped out last time. Then perform a simple noise test on you phone-line by dialling +44(0)1592 646566, placing the receiver on a flat surface 1.2m from the floor, taking three steps back and asking for a medium Meateor™ with extra chili. Using an hourglass, time how long it takes for the pizza to be delivered in seconds, then divide the time by the number of toppings to calculate the Signal To Noise ratio - add -45dB if there is no extra chili but subtract 37dB if it is still hot. Using the discarded crusts from the pizza arrange them into a pentagram shape - placing a pepperoni slice in the centre of the pentacle and black olives at regular intervals around it while waiving your finger at the PC monitor in an admonishing manner, (reminiscent of Maggie Smith's portrayal of Miss Jean Brodie in the 1969 classic film by Ronald Neame), and reciting the lyric to The Ancient endlessly until you become a little hoarse. Apply power to the modem and all should now be working within acceptable parameters.
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Proletariat
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Joined: March 30 2007
Location: United States
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Points: 1882
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Posted: February 14 2008 at 19:26 |
because I said so, thats why. Now go to your room!
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who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob
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