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Conor Fynes
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
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Points: 3196
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Posted: June 15 2010 at 11:39 |
And go to sleep with an angry one
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 14258
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Posted: June 15 2010 at 09:58 |
Begin the day with a friendly voice....
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65266
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Posted: June 14 2010 at 18:12 |
Oh Gretchen, you must be so distraught.
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DisgruntledPorcupine
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
Status: Offline
Points: 4395
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Posted: June 14 2010 at 17:34 |
Why must you spread such lies? 13 = 6.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 14 2010 at 17:32 |
13 > 6.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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DisgruntledPorcupine
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
Status: Offline
Points: 4395
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Posted: June 14 2010 at 10:29 |
This plasma lamp hurts my teeth.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
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Points: 14258
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Posted: June 14 2010 at 10:23 |
I turned off the lava lamp
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Points: 67407
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Posted: June 14 2010 at 07:04 |
The pump got caught in my trouser leg!
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: June 14 2010 at 04:28 |
The batteries were the wrong size, but even after we changed them it was still a substandard watermelon.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 14 2010 at 01:31 |
I only send emails typed by my left buttock.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 13 2010 at 19:07 |
Once I get the muzazograph.
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 7003
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Posted: June 13 2010 at 15:50 |
A third expressed as a decimal is like a recurring dream.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 14258
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Posted: June 13 2010 at 10:44 |
The cows hng up their guns cos the steaks were too high
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DisgruntledPorcupine
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
Status: Offline
Points: 4395
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Posted: June 12 2010 at 21:51 |
Steak knives are a great instrument for passing time.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 12 2010 at 20:38 |
It was the best of times, it was a set of steak knives.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 12 2010 at 19:47 |
I'm trying to find out the most effective way to express my love. The best method I have as of now is stapling dead animals to my car in a manner which spells out my loves name.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 11 2010 at 20:52 |
Sound like car.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 11 2010 at 15:21 |
I eat the heads of chickens.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Conor Fynes
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 3196
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Posted: June 11 2010 at 11:26 |
Is an opaque window, a window at all?
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: June 11 2010 at 10:49 |
Some people believe that you see more through clear windows than opaque windows. Discuss.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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