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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 15 2010 at 11:39

And go to sleep with an angry one

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 15 2010 at 09:58
Begin the day with a friendly voice....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2010 at 18:12
Oh Gretchen, you must be so distraught.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2010 at 17:34
Why must you spread such lies? 13 = 6.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2010 at 17:32
13 > 6.
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2010 at 10:29
This plasma lamp hurts my teeth.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2010 at 10:23
I turned off the lava lamp
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2010 at 07:04
The pump got caught in my trouser leg!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2010 at 04:28
The batteries were the wrong size, but even after we changed them it was still a substandard watermelon.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2010 at 01:31
I only send emails typed by my left buttock.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 13 2010 at 19:07
Once I get the muzazograph. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 13 2010 at 15:50

A third expressed as a decimal is like a recurring dream.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 13 2010 at 10:44
The cows hng up their guns cos the steaks were too high
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2010 at 21:51
Steak knives are a great instrument for passing time.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2010 at 20:38
It was the best of times, it was a set of steak knives.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2010 at 19:47
I'm trying to find out the most effective way to express my love. The best method I have as of now is stapling dead animals to my car in a manner which spells out my loves name.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 11 2010 at 20:52
Sound like car.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 11 2010 at 15:21
I eat the heads of chickens.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 11 2010 at 11:26
Is an opaque window, a window at all?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 11 2010 at 10:49
Some people believe that you see more through clear windows than opaque windows. Discuss.
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