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DisgruntledPorcupine 
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Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
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Points: 4395
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 Posted: June 20 2010 at 10:19 |
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Tea is duct tape for the soul.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: June 20 2010 at 06:17 |
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. . . and beneath my feet I felt the fraternal stones shudder like hearts choking with pity.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65266
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Posted: June 19 2010 at 21:09 |
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Septum. Oh yes, septum.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: June 18 2010 at 16:46 |
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Charlie is the new horny King Crimson
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 18 2010 at 16:43 |
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Brown is the new greenish red.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: June 18 2010 at 16:42 |
The age of plastic has been replaced by the golden age of wireless.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 18 2010 at 15:55 |
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In the morning plastic rings in my ear.
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DisgruntledPorcupine
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Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
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Posted: June 18 2010 at 15:04 |
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And so the duck learned never to touch the time machine again.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: June 18 2010 at 14:01 |
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It looks to much like a train and not enough like a textbook.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 7003
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Posted: June 18 2010 at 04:29 |
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Tune up, turn in and drop off.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65266
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Posted: June 17 2010 at 22:32 |
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Tea? Scissors? Large rubberbands?
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 17 2010 at 21:55 |
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An unfortunate side effect of this soup is a consistant anal leakage.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 17 2010 at 17:57 |
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The Kingdom of the Valley of the Mutant Space Zombie Wizards
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 7003
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Posted: June 17 2010 at 04:31 |
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Too many legs, not enough loganberries!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 16 2010 at 19:13 |
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My napkin.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 16 2010 at 17:04 |
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Would you find it terribly inconveient if I pour cement in your bed whilst you were sleeping in it?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: June 16 2010 at 04:42 |
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Shut it, lock it and stash it under the fireplace.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65266
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Posted: June 15 2010 at 20:59 |
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Say Again? Is that the nozzle?
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DisgruntledPorcupine
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
Status: Offline
Points: 4395
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Posted: June 15 2010 at 17:43 |
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I'm allergic to pain.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: June 15 2010 at 17:04 |
You're made of tubers, I piss wine.
Lets copulate already!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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