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Points: 32530 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 20:51
Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

Why does Darth Vader circumcise his Jedi victims?


So the foreskin be with him.


(this joke came to me in a dream and I woke up laughing)


I laughed.
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Points: 32530 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 20:48
She's actually been quite busy.  She'll be graduating soon, and she just performed a senior recital of piano and vocals.

We did "Yankee Bayonet" by The Decemberists together.
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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 20:41
Oh geez, I checked OP's profile.


She's 17...you guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

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I'm pretty sure the original poster has been frightened away from this site, never to be seen again.
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How many ears does Davy Crockett have?

Three  A right ear, a left ear, and a wild front ear.  The Kirk joke reminded me of this.LOL
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Why does Darth Vader circumcise his Jedi victims?


So the foreskin be with him.


(this joke came to me in a dream and I woke up laughing)


Edited by Tapfret - May 21 2012 at 15:37

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^ you sir, have got some skill
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How many ears does captain Kirk have?

He has three:

a left ear

a right ear 

and a final front ear
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Points: 4160 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 13:47
You know what really is the worst joke on the planet? The whole "Justin Bieber is a female" fad thing. It wasn't funny from the beginning, and yet people are afraid to admit it wasn't remotely funny from the beginning, under the risk of being accused as having the Bieber Fever (oh no!).
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WE shall see!Smile
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^ :O

I was hoping for a trilogy. All good things come in 3's!
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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 13:41
^ You can read it in conjunction with my previous post. It is a two part epic. Or a standalone joke if one wishes.Wink

Edited by Snow Dog - May 21 2012 at 13:42
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^ that must be the most tragic knock knock joke I've heard. The tough pressures of city life, chronic loneliness, depression, hunger, lust, drama, all in one joke.
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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 13:33
Who's there?



Who's there?













Who's there?
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How does a Newfoundlander count to ten?   One, two, another, another, another.

How many Newfoundlanders does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to hold the bulb, and three to turn the chair.
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Originally posted by frippism frippism wrote:

Jesus walks into a bar

turns someones beer into wine

"Hey! I didn't ask for this"

"I didn't ask to die for your sins"
Utter greatness.
 
 
James Bond walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender makes a martini, takes a crap in it and places it in front of Bond. James Bond says "I said shaken, not turd!"
 
 
How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they prefer to dwell in the daahhkness.
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a proton and an electron walk into a bar.

the proton says, "I think this is the wrong place"

"You sure?"

"Yes"
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How many Jesuses does it take to change a light bulb?

"Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jesus!
Jesus who?
Jesus Stick!"
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Points: 4160 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2012 at 11:52
^ Really good! 
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Jesus walks into a hotel, puts three nails on the counter and says, 'Can you put me up for the night?'

I guess the awfulness of the joke depends upon your religious views.
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