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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:31
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Original text:

"Cat - "SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS EIGHTEEN""

...56 translations later we get:

"Fuego - "device."


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:19
Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

Originally posted by topographicbroadways topographicbroadways wrote:

Original text:

"if you don't let us f**k this ass hole. then all the pussy's and dicks will be covered in sh*t"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sex register our cat."



I can see a pattern here. . . .

Cat - "SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS EIGHTEEN"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:15
Originally posted by topographicbroadways topographicbroadways wrote:

Original text:

"if you don't let us f**k this ass hole. then all the pussy's and dicks will be covered in sh*t"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sex register our cat."



I can see a pattern here. . . .
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:03

Original text:

"Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at the close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

...57 translations later we get:

"Sweet little better at night. Age at death, and Construction Documents: anger, embarrassment, I felt like the end of the day"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:01

Original text:

"if you don't let us f**k this ass hole. then all the pussy's and dicks will be covered in sh*t"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sex register our cat."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:01

Original text:

"Transexual men are like women with penises."

...40 translations later we get:

"Woman kept Transganr."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:47

"The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face."

...56 translations later we get:

"Goyhao right cone energy"

lol Bob Dylan lyrics.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:45

Original text:

"Exempt sex videos."

...56 translations later we get:

"Posted in sex"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:41

Original text:

"Hmm, scheisse videos FTW."

...56 translations later we get:

"Exempt sex videos."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:40

Original text:

"I'm gonna love and tolerate the sh*t outta you."

...56 translations later we get:

"I want four."


Original text:

"I'm gonna love and tolerate the sh*t outta you."

...20 translations later we get:

"I love you to take control of dog waste."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:37
Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

Original text:

"Hmm, deliciously implied sexual intercourse with German children. I think this translator might be a pedophile."

...56 translations later we get:

", Germany, I think sexual abuse training."



Hmm, scheisse videos FTW. Party
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:30

Original text:

"Hmm, deliciously implied sexual intercourse with German children. I think this translator might be a pedophile."

...56 translations later we get:

", Germany, I think sexual abuse training."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:28

Original text:

"As a child, a German citizen is very important. In particular people. I want to be like her pussy"

...56 translations later we get:

"German nationality is necessary for children. Man, cat in particular."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:28
Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

Original text:

"I love the non-German girl in a non-erotic way. I respect her as a person. I don't want her vagina k"

...30 translations later we get:

"As a child, a German citizen is very important. In particular people. I want to be like her pussy"



Hmm, deliciously implyed sexual intercourse with German children.

I think this translator might be a pedophile. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:21
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:20

Original text:

"I love the non-German girl in a non-erotic way. I respect her as a person. I don't want her vagina k"

...30 translations later we get:

"As a child, a German citizen is very important. In particular people. I want to be like her pussy"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:16
lololoololl LOL

Original text:

"I love the non-German girl in a non-erotic way. I respect her as a person. I don't want her vagina k"

...56 translations later we get:

"Young people in Germany are important. Special people. I want to be a cat."


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:13

Original text:

"hi asl plz u horny m/f how r u whats up"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hey, what happened, I will brave the heat."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:11
Original text:

"u horny q.m."

...30 translations later we get:

"This is the standard"





*giggles*

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:08
lolwut

Original text:

"Bring me my bow of burning gold; bring me my arrows of desire. Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire."

...56 translations later we get:

"You and I know that money under pressure. สภาพแวดล้อมในออสเตรเลียและนิวซีแลนด์เพื่อคัดลอก! Tshareulhaetda."


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