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Man With Hat 
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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 Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:36 |
 rileydog22 wrote:
Careful! Try not to fall in the pile of blood, eyeballs, bodies, cymbals, and boomstands that surrounds the kit. |
Why do you think I stumbled? 
MWH then begins random blast beats, followed by a avant-surf rock-jazz kazoo solo.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:33 |
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Oh yeah, weren't we playing Cobra? I whip out the "See" card, but then realize that everyone else in the band is blind. AWK-ward....
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:32 |
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probably a halucination caused by the karma death bolt.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:31 |
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It's his eyeware which has blinded him. He is actually being rubbed by a pack of middle-aged bearded fat men posing as 14 year old girls on the internet.
Edited by Shakespeare - January 17 2008 at 22:32
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:29 |
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Actually, we scared away every woman in a two-mile radius a couple of hours ago. I'm not really sure what you're seeing.
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:28 |
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this seems a good idea so i follow suite. protective eyewear has never looked as sexy. i am surrounded by the women in the room who have brought whip cream and chocolate. my stomach rumbles. dinner time.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:28 |
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Careful! Try not to fall in the pile of blood, eyeballs, bodies, cymbals, and boomstands that surrounds the kit.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:27 |
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MWH gets a kazoo. He begins to blow a waltzy tune. He stumbles towards a drum set and drums along with his kazoo waltz.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:26 |
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But alas, the lightning bolt does no damage as we aren't grounded (explains the furious hum in my amplifier). Unsure whether to laugh or cry, I start doing some b*****d mix of the two while putting on some protective eyewear (can't be too careful!)
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laplace
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:25 |
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*shouts "3... 2... 1..." and then saws a violin in half with a keytar*
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:23 |
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i stop laughing and go to stand up but slip in a large puddle of blood, brains, and drum equipment. my fall knocks over josh who jams two fingers in my eyes as well. God is furious and whips a karma-bolt death ray at josh's giant eye.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:22 |
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Damn, the carnage never stops. I run to the other side of the room, mainly to escape Dylan as he thrashes about blindly trying to hit Josh.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:17 |
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I try to point at Dylan from across the room, as if making a deal with him, but because I'm not used to my giant eye, he was actually right in front of me and I was successful in sticking both fingers deep in his eyes.
I am unable to apologize.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:15 |
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I hold up the "PYDG" sign and quite angrily wave it at Dylan.
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Leningrad
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:13 |
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I stare in horror at the chaos around me. I rock back and forth on my chair, laughing and whispering quietly to myself.
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keiser willhelm
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:13 |
rileydog22 wrote:
And neither is this guy. But I like him so far.
I walk over and put on the top hat. It is hilariously undersized, and probably makes me look foolish. But I pretend that it makes me look like Rosko Gee and proceed to play some FUNK BASS!
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i believe my post was deleted. this upsets me and I pound the duck faster, faster, faster. this rediculous speed causes the drum stick to fly out of josh's eye and into MWH's eyes. the eye twitches spastically striking the saxaphone. i clap y hands and squeal with glee. EDIT - the previous post involved a certain monical wearing duck with a top hat. it was dead. i was using it as a percussion instrument
Edited by keiser willhelm - January 17 2008 at 22:15
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:08 |
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My head turns into an giant eyeball. I try to scream in fear, but my mouth is gone. Instead I run into everything I can see, sending it flying into walls. Then I start stomping on the ground while running forward to make a very awkward image.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:05 |
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And neither is this guy. But I like him so far.
I walk over and put on the top hat. It is hilariously undersized, and probably makes me look foolish. But I pretend that it makes me look like Rosko Gee and proceed to play some FUNK BASS!
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:04 |
rileydog22 wrote:
I resume duty as prompter. I snatch the SX card from Josh and point it at MWH.
Also, I adjust the fire alarm to pulse in 9/8.
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MWH takes a saxophone ties it on a string and places it around his neck. He begins to spin, letting the sax spin freely and allowing it to hit many objects in the room.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Shakespeare
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Joined: July 18 2006
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Points: 7744
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 22:03 |
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Yeah, and neither is bizarro laplace.
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