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CPicard 
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 Posted: May 30 2012 at 15:50 |
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Textbook: I stole the same joke.
"Knock knock!
- Who's there?
- A joke on the page 8."
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Textbook
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 15:00 |
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CPicard: I missed the part where the jokes had to be original creations.
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Ambient Hurricanes
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 13:28 |
 ExittheLemming wrote:
What do you call two active users on Jazz Music Archives? A poll
Prog Archives has site traffic, Jazz Music Archives just has roadkill
There are suspended spam bots on JMA with higher post counts than senior members
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I love dogs, I've always loved dogs
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CPicard
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 13:12 |
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^Thief.
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Textbook
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Posted: May 29 2012 at 21:39 |
Knock knock. Who's there?
I eat mop. I eat mop who? You eat your poo? *banned*
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 28 2012 at 07:51 |
Knock knock "I'll be there in a second" ................ "I've been waiting for this parcel for so.......oh.....a card from the Postman telling me I can pick up my parcel from head office 50 miles away, damn you Postman....damn you to hell"!!!
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 28 2012 at 07:35 |
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An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman were on a plane. Also there were other races as the plane was full.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: May 28 2012 at 07:17 |
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What do you call two active users on Jazz Music Archives? A poll
Prog Archives has site traffic, Jazz Music Archives just has roadkill
There are suspended spam bots on JMA with higher post counts than senior members
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Ambient Hurricanes
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Posted: May 25 2012 at 14:27 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Ambient Hurricanes wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
She's actually been quite busy. She'll be graduating soon, and she just performed a senior recital of piano and vocals.
We did "Yankee Bayonet" by The Decemberists together.
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They are brother and sister |
I wish I could get my family to join this site...
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I love dogs, I've always loved dogs
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presdoug
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Posted: May 25 2012 at 11:53 |
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What shakes, and is at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
Why do they sink heavy metal guitarists to the bottom of the ocean?
Because deep down, they are really nice guys.
What happens to an expensive car when it is sunk to the bottom of the ocean?
It gets the Mercedes Benz.
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frippism
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Posted: May 25 2012 at 01:04 |
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^ lol
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There be dragons
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Textbook
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Posted: May 25 2012 at 00:50 |
A woman walks into a bar. "Why does it always have to be a man?" she says. "You sexist pigs." The bartender says "I'm a lesbian inuit actually. No one ever notes it for some reason."
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Jim Garten
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Posted: May 22 2012 at 11:23 |
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My wife told me I was sexist!
++tut++
Women, eh?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 22 2012 at 11:21 |
frippism wrote:
^ your signature is epic |
I know. As soon as I found it i thought..I have to have that!
Edited by Snow Dog - May 22 2012 at 11:21
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frippism
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Posted: May 22 2012 at 11:19 |
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^ your signature is epic
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There be dragons
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 22 2012 at 11:18 |
A man walks into a bar. "Knock, knock" "Sorry sir, you seem to be in the wrong joke, you need the joke next door"
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 22 2012 at 11:16 |
Ambient Hurricanes wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
She's actually been quite busy. She'll be graduating soon, and she just performed a senior recital of piano and vocals.
We did "Yankee Bayonet" by The Decemberists together.
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They are brother and sister
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frippism
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Posted: May 22 2012 at 11:12 |
Tapfret wrote:
Oh geez, I checked OP's profile.
She's 17...you guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
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never too early to start having the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
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There be dragons
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CPicard
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Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Là, sui monti.
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Posted: May 22 2012 at 10:52 |
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- Knock knock!
- Who's there?
- I-eat-mipe.
- I-eat-mipe who?
- You eat your poo?!
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Ambient Hurricanes
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Posted: May 21 2012 at 21:44 |
Epignosis wrote:
She's actually been quite busy. She'll be graduating soon, and she just performed a senior recital of piano and vocals.
We did "Yankee Bayonet" by The Decemberists together.
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You know the OP personally? What does she think of us now? At least my joke was clean.
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I love dogs, I've always loved dogs
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