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lerxt 
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 Posted: June 23 2013 at 00:12 |
 Epignosis wrote:
There once was a band called Yes
What they sang of was anyone's guess
From rearranging livers
To heads under rivers
They made no ladies undress
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 I will never understand how a seasoned witch could call me from the depths of my disgrace and rearrange my liver to the solid mental grace, but Yes is still the greatest band that ever existed. Sorry, that's not a limerick, just my thoughts.
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Ambient Hurricanes
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 23:49 |
Epignosis wrote:
There once was a band called Yes
What they sang of was anyone's guess
From rearranging livers
To heads under rivers
They made no ladies undress
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I love dogs, I've always loved dogs
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The.Crimson.King
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Joined: March 29 2013
Location: WA
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 17:33 |
I just can't resist...
When I think of sand and palm trees I never could see E. L. P. But those bare chested boys Made a Godawful noise And the album price should have been free!
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 17:19 |
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Three young fellas in the Bahamas
On a beach wearing pyjamas
One pressed keys, one hit drums, one was plucking bass
E, L and Carl P got sand kicked in their face
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progbethyname
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Location: HiFi Headmania
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 15:27 |
The.Crimson.King wrote:
Sorry for the english...Not my native tongue... |
I have a feeling there may be several Love Beach cover limericks on the way 
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Oh my. I hope not!!
Has to be the most commical album cover in prog history. It's up there. |
Oh my. I hope not!!
Has to be the most commical album cover in prog history. It's up there.
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Gimmie my headphones now!!! 🎧🤣
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The.Crimson.King
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Joined: March 29 2013
Location: WA
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 15:22 |
I-Juca Pirama wrote:
Three young musical guys they were
In tarkus and on karn evils they prospered
But the 80's they couldn't reach
So they went to a love beach
Sorry for the english...Not my native tongue... |
An A+ for effort  but you forgot the last line...how about:
Three young musical guys they were In Tarkus and on Karn Evil's they prospered But the 80's they couldn't reach So they went to a love beach Wearing disco shirts none would prefer.
I have a feeling there may be several Love Beach cover limericks on the way
Edited by The.Crimson.King - June 22 2013 at 15:24
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Epignosis
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Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 12:37 |
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There once was a band called Yes
What they sang of was anyone's guess
From rearranging livers
To heads under rivers
They made no ladies undress
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I-Juca Pirama
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Joined: April 25 2013
Location: Brazil
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Points: 112
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 12:04 |
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Three young musical guys they were
In tarkus and on karn evils they prospered
But the 80's they couldn't reach
So they went to a love beach
Sorry for the english...Not my native tongue...
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I-Juca Pirama
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Joined: April 25 2013
Location: Brazil
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 12:02 |
Three young musical guys they were
In tarkus and on karn evils they prospered
But the 80's they couldn't reach
So they went to a love beach
Sorry for the english...Not my native tongue... 
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Metalmarsh89
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Joined: January 15 2013
Location: Oregon, USA
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 07:49 |
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I really do get a kick
Of the many different kinds of music
But of these myriad kinds
And from the wonderful minds
Comes the prog that I usually pick
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Tapfret
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: August 12 2007
Location: Bryant, Wa
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 02:04 |
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I can't think of any limericks. But here is a haiku.
This thread idea
Shall get many laughs and grins
Move to "Just for fun"
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: June 22 2013 at 00:54 |
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There once was a tadpole named Dick
A surly but passionate hick
His band were so pish
He called himself 'Fish'
and took up bad acting real quick
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The.Crimson.King
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Joined: March 29 2013
Location: WA
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Posted: June 21 2013 at 23:23 |
Was just hanging around on a Friday night and came up with these. Hope other people post some too
There was once a player named Fripp Who's musical skills were a trip He became Crimson King Though he never could sing Take a picture of him and he'd flip!
Jethro Tull once was a band 'till Ian got way out of hand He fired the crew Even Martin Barre too Taking matters into his own hands!
In Genesis once did I trust Then Phil Collins went crazy with lust The three took a chance Though they just couldn't dance And they traded their fans for a buck!
Pink Floyd were the space rocking Kings Then Roger changed everything His ego went mad Treating Gilmour so bad That poor David for years couldn't sing!
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