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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 07:55

Original text:

"Let me find you a filly for your proud stallion seed to keep the old line going. "

...40 translations later we get:

"initial capital for children to realize the arrogance to tell their parents."

He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 04:59
Carl Palmer found a new person to work with.....

"Emerson, Lake and Palmer"

...50 translations later we get:

"Emasonreiku and Palmer"



and


"fanfare for the common man"

...50 translations later we get:

"People in general on this site"



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 04:55

"careful with that axe, Eugene"

...50 translations later we get:

"Dear Eugene Real Estate"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 04:44

Original text:

"Fled is that music — Do I wake or sleep?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Avoid music - Sleep"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 04:11

Original text:

"And it's hey babe, with your guardian eyes so blue, Hey my baby, don't you know our love is true, Ive been so far from here, Far from your loving arms, Now Im back again, and babe it's gonna work out fine. "

...30 translations later we get:

"Nice, funny, green peas and even parents of a baby, yes, I actually came back and work efficiency is true, but I love it."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 03:37

"You can sleep well or you can eat well but you can't do both."
...40 translations later we get:
"Hi nutrition, either, but both."


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 03:23

Original text:

"Peel the paint Look underneath You'll see the same, the same old savage beast. "

...10 translations later we get:

"On the basis of skin color, can be found in the same issue of the monster forever."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 03:14

Original text:

"Sitting on a park bench Eying up little girls with bad intent Snots running down his nose Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey, Aqualung"

...20 translations later we get:

"This park is located on a bench and watched the girls' hostile mucus, runny nose, old clothes or fingers of a difficult time for diving"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 03:02
Oh this is fun.


Original text:

"A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace, And rearrange your liver to the solid mental grace"

...20 translations later we get:

"I am an experienced shaman can ask the depth of his shame, and changes the structure of the real spiritual ferret liver"

...30 translations later we get:

"This is a lot of shame, to change the organization to find spiritual truth is that you may require a depth of experience and time"

...40 translations later we get:

"It may be necessary to fully experience and quest for spiritual truth, and the number of digital organizational changes"


It really starts making sense by the end.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 02:45

Original text:

"Everyday a little sadder, a little madder, someone get me a ladder."

...10 translations later we get:

"Little crazy person, a little sad every day, and won the championship."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 17:23
Simplifying moshkito's posts!

Original text:

"Hi, To all you folks ... I have decided NOT to do reviews, for this space. I had requested some suggestions from one member, and I really didn't get any suggestions -- I was merely wondering what he thought -- and in the end..."

...56 translations later we get:

"Hello to all ... I do not know what you think - - I think it is a good choice, because those who use ..."


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 16:29

Original text:

"The salt on these nuts is giving me a headache, but I'm a big wombat and can take it."

...56 translations later we get:

"In the same time keep my head from faskolom."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 16:02

Original text:

"I think it's "promo video", not porno video lol"

...56 translations later we get:

"I think it is funny to say."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 15:56

Original text:

"Most Embarrassing Prog Band Porno Video?"

...56 translations later we get:

"They will be Laughing on the floor?"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 15:53

Original text:

"Preferred object through your window"

...56 translations later we get:

"I looked out the window."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 15:43

Original text:

"Vompatti"

...56 translations later we get:

"Faskolom."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 15:24

Original text:

"I stepped into an avalanche, it covered up my soul; when I am not this hunchback that you see, I sleep beneath the golden hill. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Report of the golden dreams of the mountains."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 15:16

Original text:

"Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city."

...56 translations later we get:

"It is interesting to follow orders from the tree of life is the goal in the near future."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:32

"The scene is laid in the house of Cephalus at the Piraeus; and the whole dialogue is narrated by Socrates the day after it actually took place to Timaeus, Hermocrates, Critias, and a nameless person, who are introduced in the Timaeus."

...56 translations later we get:

"Piraeus Court House and take aktyons talk hermokrates dimokiki Socrates about what happened to Timothy."


LOL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 14:12
Now let's try some Don Quixote:

"In a village of La Mancha, the name of which I have no desire to call to mind, there lived not long since one of those gentlemen that keep a lance in the lance-rack, an old buckler, a lean hack, and a greyhound for coursing."

...57 translations later we get:

"Extremely difficult conditions of life under the name of Drypoint I awake I can not remember the Los Angeles Forum"


LOL




Edited by James - March 06 2011 at 14:12
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