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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 01:20
Razorblade Kiddie Pool
 
What are the dangers of a kiddie pool full of razors
Not much cos the razors lacerate it, it's deflated
Nothing left to play with, a plain mess, it's aimless
The project is the same as other things that are brainless
I bet that I could sell you a sun powered flashlight
Or believe it if I tell you the NEXT president will act right
Get the facts right when you detail your concepts
Or all you're gonna get is failure and nonsense
 
Fresh for all you suckers.
 
One at a time I think.
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 00:39
I heard a friend of mine do an excellent freestyle rap about boogers.  See if you can top that.
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Points: 8739 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2010 at 23:55
I got nothing
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2010 at 23:53
The evolution of a protoplanetary disk in the first 2 Gyr
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2010 at 23:37
Textbook you are playing a dangerous game

*cracks knuckles*

Start with:
I eat the Bible
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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2010 at 23:27

At one point in time I was going to be a rapper. Didn't happen (or maybe it did and I just pretend it didn't for fear of getting lynched by some of the prog-nazis here ;) ) but I still fancy myself as a lyricist.

Or do I? Because I don't rap or write at all anymore. Do I still got it?
 
Well here's the deal. You give me a song title, any song title you like, and I will freestyle a verse with that title. No holds barred but if you give me an off colour title don't complain if you get an off colour rhyme so to that end you might like to be responsible about what you ask for.
 
And now, my first music videos!

(Pls if you know some sexy black girls who don't wear much, send them over before I make my next one)
 
 
 
 


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