The Cobra Game

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   Dylan wakes in a dark room, tied to a chair. A single lightbulb swings on a chain from the ceiling. He tastes blood. 

"Where am I?" he asks, thinking he had died the day before. "Is anyone there."

"Yes," says the ominous voice of an invisible oppressor. 

"Who are you?"

"You know who I am."

"Wait...I know that voice," Dylan's eyes widen to the size of small planets as realization engulfs his consciousness. "No!" he cries. "It can't be!"

Stepping out of the shadows, into the perimeter of the light, is 

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Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:09
	Dylan wakes in a dark room, tied to a chair. A single lightbulb swings on a chain from the ceiling. He tastes blood. "Where am I?" he asks, thinking he had died the day before. "Is anyone there." "Yes," says the ominous voice of an invisible oppressor. "Who are you?" "You know who I am." "Wait...I know that voice," Dylan's eyes widen to the size of small planets as realization engulfs his consciousness. "No!" he cries. "It can't be!" Stepping out of the shadows, into the perimeter of the light, is

Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: August 25 2008 at 01:03
	Hurled into the stratosphere due to the impact of the explosion, I wake up dazed and in a snowdrift in Norway. Frustrated at the language barrier between me and the locals, I leap to my death from a fjord cliff.

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: August 25 2008 at 00:41
	I explode in a mushroom cloud precisely five point two seconds after making impact.

faceofdoomness Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 23 2008 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 153	Posted: August 24 2008 at 22:19
	As I leisurely walk my pet chinchilla in front of the said window, Shakespeare lands on top of my fluffy pet causing me to yell, "GRAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!! FLUFFYKINS, NOOOOOOO!!!" I proceed to collapse on the ground weeping.
	"To fully appreciate Music, one must have an open mind." -Someone...

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: August 24 2008 at 21:46
	In a storm of swiftness, I rob Vompatti and jump out the window.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: August 24 2008 at 09:16
	Still scratching my face with the harmonica I put my left hand in my right pocket and count the coins in it. Then I announce the result aloud: TWO COINS, ONE PLECTRUM, SEVERAL KEYS.

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: August 22 2008 at 14:03
	I begin a serene dance in the spell of the sounds thus emitted.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: August 20 2008 at 03:21
	I feel guilty for eating the chocolate bar and begin to scratch my face... with a harmonica.

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: August 19 2008 at 18:12
	While Dylan has his spiritual awakening, I fart in his face.

Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: August 19 2008 at 00:58
	Aware of my many detached body parts, I begin to realize that I am as much in my head as I am in each severed digit or appendage and, with this knowledge, become one with the universe.

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: August 19 2008 at 00:57
	Still at my throne of timpani, I raise the "No Chocolate" card, while staring very sternly at Vompatti. Very sternly.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: August 15 2008 at 03:39
	I eat a chocolate bar in the corner with an academic expression on my face and see how the situation develops.

Pnoom! Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 02 2006 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 4981	Posted: August 15 2008 at 02:08
	I cry myself to sleep. I dream I am running, and my arms move back and forth along the guitar I happened to fall asleep right next to, resulting in the most amazing series of avant-garde jazz chords known to man.

Pnoom! Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 02 2006 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 4981	Posted: July 11 2008 at 02:27
	I fumble with my belt, find what I am looking for, and send out Magikarp. It used splash and nothing happened. I curse my blindless that led to me choosing the wrong pokeball. I wave the soiled RDF card in despair. I try to give Riley the finger but my aim is bad for obvious reasons and my finger ends up stuck in dylan's nose, which is mysteriously suspended in midair and seperate from his body.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: July 11 2008 at 02:23
	It leaves me no choice. I gauge your eyes out immediately, well aware that you spent your entire life's savings on the eye surgery. I feel no remorse.


Pnoom! Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 02 2006 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 4981	Posted: July 11 2008 at 02:22
	I whisper in baritone "but I got reparative eye surgery while learning braille" then switch back to falsetto for a triumphant "LALW"

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: July 11 2008 at 02:16
	I walked away 15 minutes ago while you were learning braille.


Pnoom! Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 02 2006 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 4981	Posted: July 11 2008 at 02:15
	I get into an argument with riley, in which I yell at the top of my lungs in falsetto: You were right in front of me because you handed me the magically brailled card, you noobish noobie noob nub.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: July 11 2008 at 02:12
	What the.... How the... How...exactly....did you hit me...precisely over the head....while blind? Dude....


Pnoom! Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 02 2006 Location: OH Status: Offline Points: 4981	Posted: July 11 2008 at 01:59
	Luckily, in the fray the card has magically been indented into a perfectly example of the braille spelling of "stop crying." I take a learn braille in 15 minutes course and stop crying. Then I break the card over riley's head and start playing some eerie cowbell.