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Dan Bobrowski 
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 Posted: June 14 2004 at 13:17 |
Joren's porn favorites use a banjo and mouth harp!!!!
Deliverance: Squeal, I say, Squeal like a pig!!!!!
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 12:51 |
It's just a thing that me and my friend always laugh about.. the saxophone, when its played a bit soft and tender.. o dear.. it reminds everyone about porn 
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Joren
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 12:42 |
 Radioactive Toy wrote:
WOW! JOREN you play THE porn-instrument ??
cool  , once again.. post your drawings sometimes!
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porn instrument?
I don't get it...
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 11:46 |
WOW! JOREN you play THE porn-instrument ??
cool , once again.. post your drawings sometimes!
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Joren
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 11:43 |
Radioactive Toy wrote:
Jim Garten wrote:
On the contrary, sweet girl,
we are perfectly sane - it's the rest of the world that's crazy! |
do not EVER listen to the tricky words of an 40 years old man!
You know that they are leading to only one thing!
Just come to Holland, 2 lads with round your age (Joren and ME), ofcourse one extremly talented, and the other is just an apollo-rip off, but still it's loveley in holland! The sun is always shining here (when its not winter, raining or clouds are dominating the sky).
the sad thing is;
You don't look orange in Holland
If you come here you CAN try, but never be able to talk dutch
Well its your pick
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I also have talents! I can play the saxophone, I also draw a little and I am very good at ...er ...hanging around!
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 10:39 |
I could fix it if you send me the text.. I recently used a diddy to translate my english to german.. How about the languagearchives??
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Belljar
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 10:33 |
I'm not offended. Totally amused though!! Although she has no reason to slack me off, I don't exactly blame her for not liking me. Jealousy is a powerful thing! My sister and I tried to translate this huuuuuuge post she made about me somewhere (of course not knowing I would read it) with this 'dutch to English' translator. It was basically impossible because of all the nasty words. I just think it's funny
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 10:25 |
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uhm.. I don't really mean to offend you.. but she just called you "stupid balls"
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Belljar
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 10:18 |
Ha well, the only drugs I'm ever on is painkillers! But way to advertise your country
Even if I saw her, I could probably kick her ass as well as I did Mariahs! Though I feel kinda sorry for her being sucked into his world of bullsh*t. Well, that was before I saw she called me "stomme klote" (I can only guess what that means) and "Ursula The Seawitch" online
Oh damn her, I'll come to Holland if I need to!!!
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 10:04 |
You'll never see her dutch girlfriend!! we'll take care of that part! Come to holland, we've got unusual druglaws
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Belljar
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 08:14 |
I think you're right on the speaking dutch thing  Thank God I never have to learn it! I've never REALLY been to Holland, unless you count 100 flight-connections in Amsterdam!
My ex-boyfriend is english and a major f**kup so I'm not really a huge fan of England anymore. His 'new' girlfriend is dutch actually. What a mix-up!  So those are my main reasons staying away from those two countries!!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 07:56 |
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Come to England - we have hills!!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 07:35 |
Jim Garten wrote:
On the contrary, sweet girl,
we are perfectly sane - it's the rest of the world that's crazy! |
do not EVER listen to the tricky words of an 40 years old man!
You know that they are leading to only one thing!
Just come to Holland, 2 lads with round your age (Joren and ME), ofcourse one extremly talented, and the other is just an apollo-rip off, but still it's loveley in holland! The sun is always shining here (when its not winter, raining or clouds are dominating the sky).
the sad thing is;
You don't look orange in Holland
If you come here you CAN try, but never be able to talk dutch
Well its your pick
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Jim Garten
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 04:50 |
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On the contrary, sweet girl,
we are perfectly sane - it's the rest of the world that's crazy!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Belljar
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 04:09 |
Haha, thank you for your warning Jim! We're only kidding around!!
Jesus, I should come to England?? I've lived in England, and I think just about nothing could make me go back!!! The people there are crazy! And you're a perfect prove that that's true! *cough*
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Jim Garten
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Posted: June 14 2004 at 03:47 |
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Bloody hell!
I dunno, you turn your back for a few days, the next thing you know, there's a full blooded romance going on on the forum......
***shouts*** BELLJAR! - DON'T DO IT!! Joren is only his forum name - his real name is Obergruppenfuhrer Tik Von Tak of the dreaded Netherlands Badger Police!! If you meet, he will tie you down & demand that you divulge information as to the whereabouts of your brother (he still believes that Ummagumma08's beard is, in fact a badger spy) before discarding you in a pool of your own tears - He's not worth it!!!
Now, I on the other hand, am a perfect English gentleman with impeccable manners and a fine line in keeping the less savoury members of this forum in check, especially when it comes to our colonial friends Danbo and Dude (note, both names begin with a 'D', which also stands for Dunce, Dopey, Dreadful, and Diarrhoea of the verbal variety}.
Take no heed of these imbeciles - come to sunny England and I shall protect you from their foul intentions as we ride off into the sunset of the Great British Empire.....just don't tell my wife.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: June 13 2004 at 19:21 |
Wow, It's getting hot in here...... 
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Joren
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Posted: June 13 2004 at 05:39 |
Belljar wrote:
Joren wrote:
Belljar wrote:
Hehe, thanks everyone! I'm a young college student aswell, so I'm aware of how they can act I was really only kidding talking about Emerson. The only progrocker I would even concider is Peter Hammill (was)
Joren, are you somewhere near Zevenaar, Gelderland? (I think that's what it's called) I know someone there.
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No, I am not near that place....
but I could travel to it... if you want to see me.... .... baby
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Haha, oh I'd travel anywhere for you hun!
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*speechless*
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Belljar
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Posted: June 12 2004 at 18:18 |
Joren wrote:
Belljar wrote:
Hehe, thanks everyone! I'm a young college student aswell, so I'm aware of how they can act I was really only kidding talking about Emerson. The only progrocker I would even concider is Peter Hammill (was)
Joren, are you somewhere near Zevenaar, Gelderland? (I think that's what it's called) I know someone there.
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No, I am not near that place....
but I could travel to it... if you want to see me.... .... baby
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Haha, oh I'd travel anywhere for you hun!
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Joren
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Posted: June 12 2004 at 16:37 |
Belljar wrote:
Hehe, thanks everyone! I'm a young college student aswell, so I'm aware of how they can act I was really only kidding talking about Emerson. The only progrocker I would even concider is Peter Hammill (was)
Joren, are you somewhere near Zevenaar, Gelderland? (I think that's what it's called) I know someone there.
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No, I am not near that place....
but I could travel to it... if you want to see me.... .... baby
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