Shameless Plugs Of Products You Enjoy

Now, a brief ad:

- Hey there buddy, what's that your munching on.

- Why these are Rothbury Farms Cheese Garlic Croutons, friend.

- But where is the salad, pal

- The wicked crunch only Rothbury Farms Croutons deliver these cubes are great straight out of the bag, you ugly son of a bitch.

- Wow, I never knew!

 

Now, a fireside message from the manofmystery himself:

Hello there, if your like me then there is nothing more satisfying in your day than drinking a cool refreshing beverage.  I'd like to tell you about a particular beverage that has become very dear to me over the last few years.  First brewed in the mind of a thirsty King, Arizona's Arnold Palmer Half and Half is half lemonaid, half iced tea, and all bliss.  Whether laying on a sundrenched beach or grinding it out Sunday afternoon at Augusta nothing quenches your thirsty for cold crisp flavor like an Arizona Arnold Palmer Half and Half.  So remember, when The King gets thirsty he reaches for the cold Arizona beverage that bares his name, shouldn't you? *wink*

 

disclaimer: manofmystery is in no way affiliated with the products he promotes but merely feel compelled to pay homage to those companies who make the things that feel his soul crushing days with childlike joy