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Epignosis wrote: SaltyJon wrote: Epignosis wrote: Eww dorm life. I only lived in a dorm one year and I could share so many stories. Like my roommate's brother spending the night.  I woke up to see him enthusiastically masturbating into a tube sock.  Or how about somebody taking a sh*t in the water fountain?  Well I've been relatively lucky as far as roommates go, so I haven't had to worry about any weird stories involving me waking up to see someone doing something unexpected. Same with the water fountain, though there was someone who did that into a hat in a toilet.  How about the time I was up late doing a paper?  It was dark, and my roommate was asleep.  All of a sudden my laundry basket started rustling and moving around.  Scared the sh*t out of me.  I looked closer and saw a pair of beady little eyes starting back at me. Annoyed, I went next door and rapped on the door.  My neighbor told me to come in.  He was on the top bunk, in his underwear, with a flashlight. I used my thumb to indicate that the owl he had captured in the woods had somehow gone through the wall and was in my room. On a cuter note, this same guy captured a duck, and this duck would follow him around campus.  It was very cute.  We weren't supposed to have animals in the dorm though, but what the hell?  The animals were cleaner and more considerate than the people.

TEH LULZ.

ptkc123 wrote: NecronCommander wrote: ptkc123 wrote: NecronCommander wrote: ptkc123 wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Holy sh*t, it's 94 degrees in the shade and a heat index of like 102  I mean, I was only at work for like 3.5 hours, but I effing melted. Oh, and I like your new avvy Loek.  Isn't that the monster on the front of Toby Driver's solo project album cover? I have that album, it's kinda interesting but more like noise music. It feels just as bad if not worse here. f**k my life. Why?  You're not out in that weather for five hours a day  I like how you just assume that I'm not outside for at least 5 hours a day. I know things, Jordan.  Thing's that'd make you cringe. Oh, that was a really funny joke you told me last night on the astral plane.   Okay............ Nah, but really, I love to go outside for around 3-4 hours a day, if it's only just to take a walk whilst listening to music (I usually have to do yard work as well)... and I can see that it's going to be hard to do that today .

NecronCommander wrote: ptkc123 wrote: NecronCommander wrote: ptkc123 wrote: NecronCommander wrote: Holy sh*t, it's 94 degrees in the shade and a heat index of like 102  I mean, I was only at work for like 3.5 hours, but I effing melted. Oh, and I like your new avvy Loek.  Isn't that the monster on the front of Toby Driver's solo project album cover? I have that album, it's kinda interesting but more like noise music. It feels just as bad if not worse here. f**k my life. Why?  You're not out in that weather for five hours a day  I like how you just assume that I'm not outside for at least 5 hours a day. I know things, Jordan.  Thing's that'd make you cringe. Oh, that was a really funny joke you told me last night on the astral plane.

 
Okay............


Nah, but really, I love to go outside for around 3-4 hours a day, if it's only just to take a walk whilst listening to music (I usually have to do yard work as well)... and I can see that it's going to be hard to do that today .

Epignosis wrote: Eww dorm life. I only lived in a dorm one year and I could share so many stories. Like my roommate's brother spending the night.  I woke up to see him enthusiastically masturbating into a tube sock.  Or how about somebody taking a sh*t in the water fountain?

Well I've been relatively lucky as far as roommates go, so I haven't had to worry about any weird stories involving me waking up to see someone doing something unexpected.

Same with the water fountain, though there was someone who did that into a hat in a toilet. 

Epignosis wrote: Eww dorm life. I only lived in a dorm one year and I could share so many stories. Like my roommate's brother spending the night.  I woke up to see him enthusiastically masturbating into a tube sock.  Or how about somebody taking a sh*t in the water fountain?

I don't miss not experiencing things like that.


Edited by A Person - August 20 2010 at 12:59

Epignosis wrote: Eww dorm life. I only lived in a dorm one year and I could share so many stories. Like my roommate's brother spending the night.  I woke up to see him enthusiastically masturbating into a tube sock.  Or how about somebody taking a sh*t in the water fountain?

Eww dorm life.

I only lived in a dorm one year and I could share so many stories.

Like my roommate's brother spending the night.  I woke up to see him enthusiastically masturbating into a tube sock. 

Or how about somebody taking a sh*t in the water fountain? 

Evolutionary Sleeper wrote: Ooooooh. Happy birthday Matt. :O

Thanks!

ptkc123 wrote: A Person wrote: SaltyJon wrote: BOO, I have to pack stuff up to move back to school today.   Plus I probably won't get the window side since my roommate's moving in tonight.   That sucks, at least I don't have to worry about moving every semester. Ah, so you commute Matt?

I have been, although it's about 30 miles away, so it's a long ride, and I basically can't go back once I've left so if I forget something I'm screwed.

A Person wrote: SaltyJon wrote: BOO, I have to pack stuff up to move back to school today.   Plus I probably won't get the window side since my roommate's moving in tonight.   That sucks, at least I don't have to worry about moving every semester.

Ah, so you commute Matt?