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progaeopteryx 
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 Posted: April 26 2009 at 09:41 |
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How many Barnes & Noble gift cards would it take to reach the Moon?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 22:40 |
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I'm on my way to God don't know
My brain's the burger and my heart's the coal
I try to get my head clear
I push things out through my mouth and get refilled through my ears
I get refilled through my ears
I get refilled
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 18:08 |
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Suddenly my pants are very thin at a certain area.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 17:53 |
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Do they make turtlenecks for giraffes?
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crimhead
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 17:02 |
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Why does 25 cents = 2 bits?
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 16:58 |
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My legs hurt.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 11:09 |
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Draino really helps with life-related clogs. But, when ingested via the mouth, it can have disasterous consequences... poor little Timmy...
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 25 2009 at 02:53 |
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Day by day my life is going down the drain. I hope the plumber did his job well.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 24 2009 at 20:19 |
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What I wonder is, how did I get like this?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Roland113
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Posted: April 24 2009 at 19:11 |
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Ok, hats off to Neurotarkus and progaeoptyx too. The running cow gag cracked me up as did the Tarkii taxonomy.
My random thought...I used to be funny, what happened?
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-------someone please tell him to delete this line, he looks like a noob-------
I don't have an unnatural obsession with Disney Princesses, I have a fourteen year old daughter and coping mechanisms.
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Roland113
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Posted: April 24 2009 at 19:05 |
 crimhead wrote:
Why don't they take all the crumbs at the bottle of potato chip bags and put in in different bags and market them are potato crumbs?
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Bwahahahaha 
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-------someone please tell him to delete this line, he looks like a noob-------
I don't have an unnatural obsession with Disney Princesses, I have a fourteen year old daughter and coping mechanisms.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 23 2009 at 19:13 |
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Is Kurt Cobain watching me?
Is Ceiling Cat watching me?!?!?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 23 2009 at 18:37 |
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What do squids do about blood clots?
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 23 2009 at 16:46 |
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They keep telling you it costs that much to ship a couple of books. A couple a books!
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crimhead
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Posted: April 23 2009 at 16:44 |
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What is really meant by "25 or 6 to 4"?
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 23 2009 at 12:56 |
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You haven't really seen it until you've seen it on the big screen.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 22 2009 at 21:29 |
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I'm wondering, how did we ever get to page 4?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 22 2009 at 19:59 |
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How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 22 2009 at 18:49 |
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Is it me, or does that sound like a gravity experiment?
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 22 2009 at 15:31 |
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If the group of girls in the apartment above mine are really celebrating someone's birthday, why are some of them making sensual sounds while the others hit the floor with heavy objects?
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