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Points: 4318 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2007 at 12:35
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Originally posted by heyitsthatguy heyitsthatguy wrote:

*thrashes wildly*raaaaaargh*hits someone in face*

 

You stupid git! Try to break my nose would you??

 

*swings barstool at Heyitsthatguy*

 

Ka-pow!!!

 

Want some more, do you?!?


Cuncuna sends army of ten thousand "Fabios" to each and every one of you. Horrible carnage...

Fabio --->

.. and then throws yet another army of Hasselhof clones, just to be sure...

Hasselhof --->
ˇBeware of the Bee!
   
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 15 2007 at 15:46
Originally posted by heyitsthatguy heyitsthatguy wrote:

*thrashes wildly*


raaaaaargh



*hits someone in face*
 
You stupid git! Try to break my nose would you??
 
*swings barstool at Heyitsthatguy*
 
Ka-pow!!!
 
Want some more, do you?!?
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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Points: 10094 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 15 2007 at 15:18
*thrashes wildly*


raaaaaargh



*hits someone in face*


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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 15 2007 at 15:14
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Why you little...Angry

 

*forces you to open umbralla indoors*

*stuffs small catci up each nostril*

*scratchs dish with fork*

*kick*

*b*tch slaps with US Constitution*

*buries in 200 lbs (yes lbs Evil%20Smile) of sheep's wool*

*kicks while down*

 

 

Nuke


Playing dirty, eh??

Right:

EYE POKE, EYE POKE, LAUGH AT GENITALIA, CAT LITTER IN MOUTH, FORCE TO REPEATEDLY WALK UNDER LADDER, HIT WITH OPEN UMBRELLA INDOORS, SPRAY 'DEEP-HEAT' BETWEEN BUTTOCKS, RIB TICKLE, ACCUSE OF BEING TONY BLAIR SUPPORTER!

Ha!
 
Ouchy...Ouch
 
I'll get you yet!
 
*puts iching powder in jockstrap and gets large japanese man to put it on you*
*mustard pie to the face*
*mustard pie to clothing*
*sprays with a firehose until you spell colour the American way*
*releases ferret in pants*
*kick*
*puts in the ,middle of a giant pool of jello*
*pulls out eyelashes*
 
Angry
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Points: 46301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 15 2007 at 07:55
TIME TO DIE!


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No need to fight, I'm Canadian. We're too nice. In time you will learn that we are the greatest country of all time. Then we will believe it ourselves.
Of course, just don't pull our drunken son of a hotel music stage, then pepper spray us when we drunkenly retaliate to protect our offspring. The beaver is a more dangerous animal than you think. It shares a country with the wolverine. Angry
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DIE YOU B*ST*RDS!!!!!

ˇBeware of the Bee!
   
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Why you little...Angry
 

*forces you to open umbralla indoors*

*stuffs small catci up each nostril*

*scratchs dish with fork*

*kick*

*b*tch slaps with US Constitution*

*buries in 200 lbs (yes lbs Evil%20Smile) of sheep's wool*

*kicks while down*

 

 

Nuke


Playing dirty, eh??

Right:

EYE POKE, EYE POKE, LAUGH AT GENITALIA, CAT LITTER IN MOUTH, FORCE TO REPEATEDLY WALK UNDER LADDER, HIT WITH OPEN UMBRELLA INDOORS, SPRAY 'DEEP-HEAT' BETWEEN BUTTOCKS, RIB TICKLE, ACCUSE OF BEING TONY BLAIR SUPPORTER!

Ha!

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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 13 2007 at 15:48
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

<<< enters with large material and crew



Now why are you all hiding, hah? Evil%20Smile


 
AngryAngryAngryAngry
 
Oh yeah, you and whose army.......................................................................................................................................?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, that army - right you are then ...
 


They're not with me, they are just hanging on to my tail.... wait, I'll get 'em...





There!!!




Edited by Angelo - June 13 2007 at 15:48
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This one open again? Oh well..
 
I KILL YAH, JAHIII...
RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Jesus, reading the first 10 pages of this thread I was so nostalgic, I miss those simpler times.CryLOL
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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 13 2007 at 01:23
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

*kick*
*drop bowling ball on toes*

*kick*

*insert size 15 stiletto heeled shoe into anal crevice*

*slam fingers in cardoor*

*kick*

*throw sack of potatos at*

*punch*

*slap*


Ah, the old bowling ball and sack of potatoes move, eh? I'm impressed...

You weren't expecting this one though:

FINGERNAILS DOWN BLACKBOARD, WET POLYSTYRENE DOWN WINDOW, DOG-FART IN FACE, EARLOBE FLICK

Your move...


 
Why you little...Angry
 
*forces you to open umbralla indoors*
*stuffs small catci up each nostril*
*scratchs dish with fork*
*kick*
*b*tch slaps with US Constitution*
*buries in 200 lbs (yes lbs Evil%20Smile) of sheep's wool*
*kicks while down*
 
 
Nuke
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2007 at 17:27
Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

<<< enters with large material and crew



Now why are you all hiding, hah? Evil%20Smile


 
AngryAngryAngryAngry
 
Oh yeah, you and whose army.......................................................................................................................................?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, that army - right you are then ...
 
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2007 at 16:41
<<< enters with large material and crew



Now why are you all hiding, hah? Evil%20Smile




Edited by Angelo - June 12 2007 at 16:42
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I feel like in the mood to squash you all!! Stern%20SmileAngry

Edited by Ricochet - June 12 2007 at 15:52
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Points: 21342 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2007 at 13:29
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

*pisses on Cygnus*

That'll lear ya for taking a hiatus! Angry

I'm not a big fan of the golden shower, thank you very much.Ouch
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2007 at 07:45
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

*kick*
*drop bowling ball on toes*

*kick*

*insert size 15 stiletto heeled shoe into anal crevice*

*slam fingers in cardoor*

*kick*

*throw sack of potatos at*

*punch*

*slap*


Ah, the old bowling ball and sack of potatoes move, eh? I'm impressed...

You weren't expecting this one though:

FINGERNAILS DOWN BLACKBOARD, WET POLYSTYRENE DOWN WINDOW, DOG-FART IN FACE, EARLOBE FLICK

Your move...



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Points: 1678 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2007 at 02:59

*right click and delete*
ha!!!
beat you all suckers!!!
-music is like pornography...

sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...



-sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue...
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*kick*
*drop bowling ball on toes*
*kick*
*insert size 15 stiletto heeled shoe into anal crevice*
*slam fingers in cardoor*
*kick*
*throw sack of potatos at*
*punch*
*slap*
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 11 2007 at 03:41
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

*pisses on Cygnus*That'll lear ya for taking a hiatus! Angry


Aha! Andrew - so we finally meet in the Fight Club, eh?

Make me like Pallas, would you?

Right!

NIPPLE TWEAK, GOOLIE KICK, GOOLIE KICK, NOSE HAIR PULL, EAR SLAP, NASAL PALLAS CD INSERTION, DERISIVE COMMENT ABOUT HAT, PUNCH UP THE BRACKET, INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH WEDGIE, RIB TICKLE.

Sigh...

Been wanting to do that for months...

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