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Jim Garten 
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 Posted: January 19 2012 at 07:17 |
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What do you call an egomaniac who hangs around with musicians?
Mike Portnoy Phil Collins
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 07:16 |
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You can do better than that. How about Two Steves eat some Bacon and Mover into a Phil. Knock knock, who's there? Two great Steve guitarists in a pop band.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 07:12 |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 06:56 |
Asia is a joke.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 06:52 |
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^ Kind of depends on what you think of Asia.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Snow Dog
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 06:35 |
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^I don't get it.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 06:09 |
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The Wyatt joke was so bad it's the best one so far. Shame on you.
How about?
Geoffrey Downes, Steve Howe, Carl Palmer, and John Wetton form a band.
Edited by Slartibartfast - January 19 2012 at 06:11
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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topographicbroadways
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 04:41 |
Vompatti wrote:
Robert Wyatt walks into a bar. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 04:32 |
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Robert Wyatt walks into a bar.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 04:17 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Sure, if by "deep" you mean "illiterate"
How many prog fans does it take to be embarrassing?
Just one.
disclaimer: this joke doesn't refer to anybody in particular, just the whole lot o' you sad sacks
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I know this is allegedly a joke but I have noticed before that you seem to have a problem with us older members. |
The old and decrepit have clearly failed to monopolise 'sad sacks' just yet
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You are right. Somehow I construed he was having a go at us oldsters but reading it again he doesn't mention age at all. I musdt have surmised that sad sacks meant something it didn't. Apologies all around.
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I find that it is US slang which is why I didn't know the term. My mistake.
Edited by Snow Dog - January 19 2012 at 04:37
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 02:21 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Sure, if by "deep" you mean "illiterate"
How many prog fans does it take to be embarrassing?
Just one.
disclaimer: this joke doesn't refer to anybody in particular, just the whole lot o' you sad sacks
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I know this is allegedly a joke but I have noticed before that you seem to have a problem with us older members. |
The old and decrepit have clearly failed to monopolise 'sad sacks' just yet
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paganinio
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 02:05 |
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Exactly, that's why he didn't like my Dark Side joke. I'm an old member here.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 02:02 |
Triceratopsoil wrote:
Sure, if by "deep" you mean "illiterate"
How many prog fans does it take to be embarrassing?
Just one.
disclaimer: this joke doesn't refer to anybody in particular, just the whole lot o' you sad sacks
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I know this is allegedly a joke but I have noticed before that you seem to have a problem with us older members.
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paganinio
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Posted: January 19 2012 at 01:53 |
Another user posted, so I can present more jokes without looking like a show stealer.
- Which album is better:
Pain of Sanity - Remedy Lame
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Edge of Salvation - Crim Kingson Close to the Edge of Salvation?
- Crim Kingson is better, but none of them compares to the magnificent double album of
Agalland - The Mabool / Orphaned Loch - Mantle: The Story of the Great Cold Death of the Earth
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Triceratopsoil
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Posted: January 18 2012 at 23:02 |
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Sure, if by "deep" you mean "illiterate"
How many prog fans does it take to be embarrassing?
Just one.
disclaimer: this joke doesn't refer to anybody in particular, just the whole lot o' you sad sacks
Edited by Triceratopsoil - January 18 2012 at 23:28
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paganinio
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Posted: January 18 2012 at 22:55 |
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- If the Dark Side of the Moon was really dark, how am I supposed to "see you on the dark side of the moon"?
- You can't. That's why I can only Wish You Were Here.
(make any sense to you? It's quite deep.)
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paganinio
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Posted: January 18 2012 at 22:53 |
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Finally! I know what the combination of Porcupine Tree and Radiohead sound like.
Portishead!
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progistoomainstream
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Posted: January 18 2012 at 22:49 |
Does anyone have any progressive rock jokes that they have created or heard?I heard this one and was wondering if anyone had any more:"How many progressive rock artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb""7/4"
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