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Points: 6521 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 15:42

Original text:

"Agalloch and chocolate for the win."

...50 translations later we get:

"Agarvood tea."
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 12:27

"Herp de derp"

...56 translations later we get:

"Yu. It. Suppli"
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Points: 7026 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 04:13

"Charging madly forward, tracks across the snow,"

...56 translations later we get:

"Psitshologikal research on ice."

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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 03:19

Original text:

"Young man says, "You are what you eat, eat well". Old man says, "You are what you wear, wear well". "

...20 translations later we get:

"And the man said: "As you eat, eat, the old," he said. "You are what you wear durable.

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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 03:06

Original text:

"Stand up and fight, for you know we are right We will strike at the lies That have spread like disease through our minds. "

...56 translations later we get:

"I know how to do what is in the middle of the woods."

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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 02:53

Original text:

"Mighty hogweed is avenged. Human bodies soon will know our anger. Kill them with your hogweed hairs Heracleum mantegazziani"

...40 translations later we get:

"I want to change the carrots with the animal. Human rights, when I'm angry. Web mantegazzianum Ferrassie"

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Points: 679 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 01:23

Original text:

"Soft Machine are by far the best Canterbury Scene band. "

                                                                 ...56 translations later we get:

"Kantebolei new senior Officers."



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''Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.''

- Albert Camus
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Points: 24598 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 01:21

Original text:

"If a man speaks in a forest and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

...50 translations later we get:

"If an item is covered by forest, good or bad?"

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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 01:11

Original text:

"Happy birthday! May your day be full of unsettling flying bears and invisible cats. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Fear is always welcome."

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Points: 18016 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 01:05

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."


...56 translations later we get:

"Without moving."



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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 00:57

Original text:

"Here's a little song I wrote, might want to sing it note for note, don't worry...be happy."

...56 translations later we get:

"You sing because I'm not worried, I wrote ... Satisfaction"
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2011 at 00:55

Original text:

"Tomorrow is another day, look up and see the ceiling or, if you're outside, the sky. "

...56 translations later we get:

"I looked at the sky on the deck and see tomorrow."

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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 23:09

"June needs to stop pining"

...56 translations later we get:

"On"


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Points: 6521 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 22:52

Original text:

"I miss mister firm tush."

...56 translations later we get:

"Is a unit of deloitte"



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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 22:30

"Witty quote"

...56 translations later we get:

"Tools"
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 22:21
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Original text:

"That is one groovy shark"

...20 translations later we get:

"This is an original target"


Original text:

"Who would have thought this thread would be so popular? "

...56 translations later we get:

"This is a problem or not. What do you think it should be distributed?."
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:41

Original text:

"I happen to love Little Wing. Mmmm Duane."

...10 translations later we get:

"Never thought about love. Duane ah."



Original text:

"I happen to love Little Wing. Mmmm Duane."

...30 translations later we get:

"Fine. Oh, Duane."
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:39

Original text:

"I didn't know you cared so much, June."

...56 translations later we get:

"I do not know his brother."
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:28

Original text:

"My mistake, I meant Key to the Highway. I love Little Wing as well though. Best not spam this thread..."

...56 translations later we get:

"It's not my fault that I am. I like small wings. Besutosupamusureddo ..."
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2011 at 19:23
My mistake, I meant Key to the Highway.  I love Little Wing as well though.

Best not spam this thread...
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