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Points: 6898 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2010 at 09:44
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Aiight.


WARNING! THIS IS BOB SAGET'S VERSION OF THE ARISTOCRATS. IT IS VILE AND PROFANE, AND IM SERIOUS, SO IF YOU OPEN THIS DON'T COMPLAIN PLEASE!
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Wow, that was easily one of it not the most offensive joke I've heard. Congrats Bob.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM


 Also it made me LOL
 
I was crying. WHERE can I get this movie. What's it called. I didn't know Bob Saget was so good. Freaking funny.
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WOW

Maybe something like that is seen as over the top to make a point and be symbolic and all that, while Cannibal Corpse is just "death metal"
That stuff is weird and unaccepted by mainstream already.

But who knows.


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Eddie Izzard is the man! 
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My favourite Aristocrats joke is Eddie Izzard's, who tells this unintelligble broken version of it that only works if you're already familiar with it.
Said slowly with no confidence or certainty.
 
"OK so this guy goes into an office, there's a talent agent, f**king a dog, the pope in the corner and the guy says OK you're hired and he says I've got this great idea for a show... no wait... it's not that great really, it's a bit rubbish... in fact I haven't really thought of anything at all and the agent says what is it called and the man says I'm sorry, did I come at a bad time?"
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Originally posted by Ronnie Pilgrim Ronnie Pilgrim wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

I forget who, but I do remember one having a part of it "sitting in a pool full of aborted fetuses and razor blades" and some thing about "eating pages out of the bible"

I suppose one could work fetuses and religion into it. And race! Someone needs to touch every bad taste molecule into one aristocrats.

Not to mention The Koran. (er, well, that might be a death wish)


If I ever get off my lazy ass, I'll do it: Make my own aristocrats video. I mean you don't see normal people putting up youtube videos of that. I'll even make it up as a I go and will try to get everything in there.
Then I will be run off the face of Earth!
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

I forget who, but I do remember one having a part of it "sitting in a pool full of aborted fetuses and razor blades" and some thing about "eating pages out of the bible"

I suppose one could work fetuses and religion into it. And race! Someone needs to touch every bad taste molecule into one aristocrats.

Not to mention The Koran. (er, well, that might be a death wish)


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I forget who, but I do remember one having a part of it "sitting in a pool full of aborted fetuses and razor blades" and some thing about "eating pages out of the bible"

I suppose one could work fetuses and religion into it. And race! Someone needs to touch every bad taste molecule into one aristocrats.
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Mommy Mommy, Junior threw up and my brother's eating all the big pieces.  This is where it starts.
Can you tell me where we're headin'?
Lincoln County Road or Armageddon.
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I actually think Bob Saget doesn't go graphic enough in his version of the joke. He didn't even get into fetuses.
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Pretty much. 
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I can appreciate that. Kind of like showing off your ad lib skills by taking the tragedy portion of the equation mentioned earlier to a surreal level in hopes of demonstrating your adeptness at creating a laugh when least expected. I thought some of the little sidebar statements were amusing.
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Nah you got it. It's not a "joke" really, its all about being depraved. Not the punchline but the middle of it.
Likable might actually hurt your telling of it.

Also, its supposed to be made up on the spot and all that jazz. You like it/or you dont. A lot don't

Honestly, its a pretty elitist joke. Like only comedians say it to each other, none dare to use it in a true routine.
Exception being Gilbert Godfried once....


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I'm getting that the telling of the joke is the joke, and being as arbitrarily debauched as possible while coming of as likable is the art of telling it. Not that I thought it was funny, but I wasn't offended either. What am I missing?
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It's what I knew. One of his classics.
I'm sure if I combed through stand up material I could find something worse.
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Points: 24598 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:25
I would say the HBO special of his I've seen is at least as offensive as that is. But good job anyway. LOL
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Wow, that was easily one of it not the most offensive joke I've heard. Congrats Bob.
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Arbitrary Filth!

And that's OK
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:07
Aiight.


WARNING! THIS IS BOB SAGET'S VERSION OF THE ARISTOCRATS. IT IS VILE AND PROFANE, AND IM SERIOUS, SO IF YOU OPEN THIS DON'T COMPLAIN PLEASE!
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Wow, that was easily one of it not the most offensive joke I've heard. Congrats Bob.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM


 Also it made me LOL
 

Edited by JJLehto - August 18 2010 at 22:20
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Points: 3281 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:03
I think it's alright, just put a big warning on it that anyone who watches it deserves whatever they get.
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If I link to the Bob Saget aristocrats joke...will I get in trouble?
Not sure, but it may violate every forum rule in about 1 minute LOL
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