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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 29 2009 at 07:07
You want dumb?

Try this:

The world's least successful getaway

Now that is dumb

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Points: 67458 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 29 2009 at 05:55
Is it me who smells like this?
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Points: 3613 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2009 at 07:10
If I can't see the air, then what it is all that black stuff in the sky?
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Points: 67458 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2009 at 03:03
dude, you can't even see the air if it's at night.
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It is at night.
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Points: 3834 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2009 at 11:18
Yeah, but air isn't black. That's weird...
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Points: 3613 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 18:51
The solar system tastes like air.
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Points: 67458 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 19 2009 at 16:45
Ha ha , you said eggs! LOL Clap
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Does it taste like scrambled eggs?
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The solar system smells like scrambled eggs.
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in a feeble attempt to revive one of his pointless threads which on this occasion managed to stretch beyond one page dude says.....................................................................................................

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"balls"
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Doo I come 'ere often? Wink Wink Wink
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Points: 3613 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 31 2008 at 10:27
Oh yehhhh, I forgot aobout that. Ooops brains! Remember that from junior high? I guess I'll pee in the yard from now on. LOL
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^ LOL SOMEONE'S BEEN READING TOO MANY SCIENSE FICION!!! LOL (levers on the walls and stuff)
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If I hook it up to the tubes in the walls, then the tank has the water from the walls which is dumped into the bowl when I press the lever. Then it's bye-byes for the stuff.
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WRONG, WRONG, WROOOooOOONG!!! What will you flush it with if there's no water? Air? Confused
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Points: 3613 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 29 2008 at 12:38
I discovered earlier this morning that you can flush the toilet anytime. I thought you had to wait for it to fill up.
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Points: 67458 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2008 at 12:52
I'm right there with you pal. Get it? Right there! Right there! Right there! LOL
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I thought you could stick books in the toilet but something weird happened when I turned it on.
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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 28 2008 at 09:06
What was the middle part?
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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