How to become well-known

progaeopteryx wrote: Run for president.

How do I become less known? It would be really cool to not be known by anyone.

So there is an average foot after all! This must mean there's also an average hand, an average nose and an average ear. Two average ears, actually.

Edited by Vompatti - September 21 2008 at 17:03

Dean wrote: ^ The simplest way is to stand in some mailable substance, such as mud, and then measure the resultant impression, thus eliminating the problem of the air/foot boundary.

But what about the mud/air boundary?

Tapfret wrote: Vompatti wrote: There's no such thing as an average foot. Sure there is, its about 12 inches. Or about 30 centimeters.

Average foot = the sum of the length of every existing foot / the number of existing feet.

Right?

But there's no such thing as the length of a foot! First of all, there's no way to tell which particles are part of my foot and which particles are part of the air around my foot. If I can't tell which particles are part of my foot, I can't measure it. And if it's not possible to measure one foot (because it's not possible to know where the foot ends), how is it possible to calculate the sum of the length of every foot?

-> There's no such thing as an average foot.

There's no such thing as an average foot.

Slartibartfast wrote: I think some people have already been taken over by the mind-controlling socks.

*shifty eyes*

What are you talking about?

My mind isn't controlled by socks, boxerbriefs maybe, but not socks.

I think some people have already been taken over by the mind-controlling socks. 

Edited by Slartibartfast - September 15 2008 at 21:18

Dean wrote: Vompatti wrote: Tapfret wrote: YesFan72 wrote: Vompatti wrote: crimhead wrote: Vompatti wrote: crimhead wrote: progaeopteryx wrote: Socks are important. Somewhere there is a galaxy made entirely of them. If that were to be true then George Lucas would have mentioned it in his Star Wars movies. He did mention it, but someone accidentally cut it out. In Empire Strikes Back Han Solo had the line: "Let's get ourselves outta here like that one time we almost got stuck between socks on our brief visit to the galaxy made entirely of socks." Did he happen to mention the name of it? I must have missed reading about it. The name of the galaxy, you mean? Sock Galaxy III. (Sock Galaxies I & II are only partly made of socks.) I wanna go there! No you don't, the Empire is building he Deathsock there. Just a few more days on Vompatti's foot to move to the dark side, then their plan will be complete. "...their heading for that small moon...." "...that's no moon...that's a sock..." Rest assured, I will never put my foot in one of their dark socks. "These are not the socks you're looking for"

I wonder if they ever plan to invade the Earth in the form of a multinational company selling mind-controlling socks.