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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:20
Here comes the mother of all punchlines:
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:18
And while smoking liberally from a vat of finest-quality Belgian hashish he proclaimed:

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:17
a bishop ran out of the cavern with a sceptre in his hand and shouted out the punchline:


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:16
but people inside the cavern were saying "we want the funniest punchline from a joke ever!!", so
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2006 at 15:09
A resounding "no!" echoed from a cavernous...cavern
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2006 at 17:02
"Oh, when will this joke ever end?" cried the unicorn.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2006 at 16:57
and jumped towards the unicorn.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2006 at 16:50
"Dang," said Bob
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2006 at 16:49
caught Bob's attention.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2006 at 16:48
The Unicorn then started to wear frilly dresses which
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2006 at 09:04
so the unicorn got really annoyed.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 28 2006 at 16:39
but Bob's mouth was too small,
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2006 at 03:31
The green unicorn bobbed for Bob Barker!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 10 2006 at 15:53
"I can see that it's a little bigger than the right one, but if it really grows bigger every time you think about fresh fruit, the difference is surprisingly small. I guess you don't think about fresh fruit very often?" the manageress wondered.
"Oh no, that's not it", said the lady. "I think about fresh fruit almost all the time. It's just that when I don't think about fresh fruit, I think about green unicorns, and that's when my left foot becomes smaller."
"You say you only think about fresh fruit and green unicorns, but you must have thought about shoes when you came here, right?"
"Not really. I'm not sure what I'm doing here anyway", the lady said and left the shop.
When she had left, a priest and a rabbi entered the shoe shop. The priest had a basket full of fresh fruit and the rabbi was riding a green unicorn.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 10 2006 at 15:47
it grows bigger every time I think about fresh fruit!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2006 at 16:30
because I have a very unordinary left foot;
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2006 at 15:16
but some of these left shoes don't fit
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2006 at 14:52
"May I help you ma'am? I have shoes from all over the world"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 21 2006 at 14:41
and the manageress said..
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2006 at 18:25
A lady walked into a shoe shop,
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