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Vompatti
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 04:47 |
If I ever bought Gilmore Girls DVDs I would probably hide them in the closet like pornography. Except that I don't have any pornography. But if I did, I would probably hide it in the closet like Gilmore Girls DVDs.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 04 2009 at 16:47 |
What would the world be like if poop smelled like chocolate?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 04 2009 at 16:43 |
Did Charles Dickens's schoolmates make fun of him for his name?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 04 2009 at 16:06 |
I think I can imagine what a heart attack would feel like.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 04 2009 at 15:32 |
Stream of Consciousness is so good.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 04 2009 at 10:34 |
I wish we all were beautiful nudists.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 03 2009 at 21:46 |
I downloaded Ex Anima. It was great.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 03 2009 at 20:39 |
I heard of this experiment where a plant was hooked up to a galvanometer and when you think of harming it, the galvanometer goes crazy. This implies plants can read our Frippin' minds! Holy crap! Head for the bunkers! (The hills are infested with trees)
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 03 2009 at 19:26 |
Can you imagine Aloysius Snuffleupagus trekking across Botswana looking for a watering hole?
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 03 2009 at 19:22 |
My skin is getting more and more purple. I wonder what's wrong with it?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 03 2009 at 19:17 |
I'm beginning to notice that gravity was probably a pretty good idea.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 02 2009 at 17:23 |
I can't think of a single thought I agree with.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 02 2009 at 16:43 |
How can you really tell if a dog, cat, etc. is gay?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 02 2009 at 14:15 |
It's amazing how I have two hands.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 30 2009 at 18:50 |
If Andrew Latimer and Roger Waters had a lightsaber duel, who would win?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 30 2009 at 18:46 |
Since the Sun has freckles, can I assume the Sun has the dominant melanocortin-1 receptor MC1R gene variant?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 19:36 |
I wonder what hobo tastes like.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 18:30 |
Spacey noises are habitually a part of my brain.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 13:32 |
When I drew a picture of my guitar it came out very well, but the woman digging through the trash somewhere in Paris is a masterpiece.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: April 29 2009 at 13:24 |
The number system is strange.
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