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LOUD NOISES KEVIN
ALSO I KNOW YOU'RE FAPPING RIGHT NOW
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

You know Ben, I would've given you 1000 internets if you went to dinner with that Chrsitian girl, and managed to seduce her into having sex with you.

For the skill involved and lulz to be had


Is that a challenge?


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I am hard at work over here trying to acquire the means to see Godspeed, please be quiet.
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I wish Christian girls would have dinner with me.
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You know Ben, I would've given you 1000 internets if you went to dinner with that Chrsitian girl, and managed to seduce her into having sex with you.

For the skill involved and lulz to be had
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Funny James, just a bit ago I was walking and I was stopped by some mormons.

Not sure why me, I figure my terrible appearance was proof I need salvation.
It was all whatever, but I found it wonderfully ironic I was listening to Tool when they stopped me.

hehe they don't care for religion...


People constantly knock @ my door trying to convert me / my family. Always lulzy to rape them in their own game using my troll skills on max and traditional hatred towards most of the religions that try to convert me.

Baptists and neo-pentecostals are the best.
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Originally posted by Padraic Padraic wrote:

I had the good sense to go to a school where the only restriction on sex with my girlfriend came from my girlfriend.


lol yeah
Penn State....


No honor code here LOL
Even at my branch campus which is in a tiny ass town and easily patrolled... they made it a dry campus and the results were amazing failure. Cool
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BYU sounds like fun. All that repressed sexuality, you can guarantee there'd be some hardcore all-in orgies there.
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Originally posted by Padraic Padraic wrote:

BYU must be fap central with those restrictions.


That has to be against the honor code

Wonder if they ever tried to enforce it? LOLDead
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BYU must be fap central with those restrictions.
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Non believers ftw


And hey whatever floats your boat, long as your fine being there.
Of course with the exception of BYU, (where apparently every Mormon is super happy to be there and is super happy like every day!) most kids are in these Christian schools because mom and dad made em
In Utah you're pretty much stuck but elsewhere...just go to another school/town and drink and have sex all you want anyway?

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Some Christian girl stopped me on campus and tried to get me to come to a dinner/chat about god. I showed her my copy of Camus' 'The Rebel' and walked away.

Heathen Brofist, bro.
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I had the good sense to go to a school where the only restriction on sex with my girlfriend came from my girlfriend.
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also lol @ honor code.

BYU is of course famous for it, but lots of schools (all religious ones of course) do it as well.
I know someone that went to a small catholic college and they also had an honor code.
No drinking, drugs, sex, music/movies/whatever after times, pretty mundane dress codes including hair and all that.

All enforced as well.



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Funny James, just a bit ago I was walking and I was stopped by some mormons.

Not sure why me, I figure my terrible appearance was proof I need salvation.
It was all whatever, but I found it wonderfully ironic I was listening to Tool when they stopped me.

hehe they don't care for religion...
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My life is so full of fail right now.
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I've been awake for 4 hours after sleeping for 5 hours. I'm thinking of going back to bed. LOL
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Points: 31169 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2011 at 15:48
Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

Originally posted by Padraic Padraic wrote:

Originally posted by LinusW LinusW wrote:

Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

Originally posted by SaltyJon SaltyJon wrote:

"The dress and grooming standards forbid beards"

Well I'd be kicked out.  I can't think of any possible reason a beard would be against any dress/grooming standards (assuming it's trimmed regularly). 
According to ESPN this morning "he had sexual relations with his girlfriend".


Oh, the horror! LOL

I know this story is sort of an automatic WTF, but it's BYU, you know the rules and code of conduct going in.  If you want to sleep with your girlfriend you should go to another school.
Good chance at 6 foot 9 he didn't have a girlfriend until he became a basketball star on a nationally rated Top 10 team, and by that point it was too late to change schools.

He couldn't forsee the possibility of having a girlfriend with whom he might want to have sex?
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Oh fuuuuck, this cold is raping my head.
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