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SLAPP... "Hey, close that door.."

 

 

"Damn, now where was I?"

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O good...then i can have it
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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A joke!
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Well...if you think Zappa is trash, then why do you need it??
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Like hell you will!
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Interesting take on things. Mixed emotions really:

Guess that means i need to take your copy of lather then

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

No i'm good thanks

I know to rile you up, Frank Zappa is the worst artist to ever exist on this planet we call earth!
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All right, anybody want to have a go?!
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I knew I could rely on you - "O'Malley's Bar" it is (please God let him play that on Thursday...). And as your prize...






Here it comes...





Ready...?














Groinkick, head flush down bog, hungry ferret down vest, knitting needle in ear, crochet hook up nose, willystamp, willystamp, backsackandcrack wax, and.......



ribtickle!



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Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by arcer arcer wrote:

So, reaches out for handy piece of lead piping/fence post/kendo stick
that's always lurking close by in fight scenes where hero appears to be
about to meet his maker...


And if you think that's unfeasible, here's one for fans of 'Eastenders' -

+++reaches out for handy brick sized ashtray*, or if he's really lucky, bloody great iron doorstop+++

Oy! Scouse Sausage Person!

+++swing+++

DOINK!!

That's you told!

+++dusts off hands & walks away+++


*   "...and with an ashtray the size of a really f**king big brick..." - quotation from?

ummm - it's Nick Cave, either O'Malley's Bar or The Ballad of Betty Ford and Billy(?) Coltrane. O'Malley's Bar is on Murder Ballads and The Ballad... was a b side at around the same time.

I had brass knuckles and a bolo knife....
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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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No-one recognised the quote, then?




Sorry - couldn't resist reviving this thread; the most fun I've had on here since the great custard wars of 1837

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Originally posted by arcer arcer wrote:

So, reaches out for handy piece of lead piping/fence post/kendo stick
that's always lurking close by in fight scenes where hero appears to be
about to meet his maker...


And if you think that's unfeasible, here's one for fans of 'Eastenders' -

+++reaches out for handy brick sized ashtray*, or if he's really lucky, bloody great iron doorstop+++

Oy! Scouse Sausage Person!

+++swing+++

DOINK!!

That's you told!

+++dusts off hands & walks away+++


*   "...and with an ashtray the size of a really f**king big brick..." - quotation from?

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Yes PING!!! that is the sound of a metal bar PINGING off your thick noggin you harmless goof!
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PING?
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So, reaches out for handy piece of lead piping/fence post/kendo stick that's always lurking close by in fight scenes where hero appears to be about to meet his maker...

and


PING!

Take that evil ne'er do well!!!

(stands over fallen victim in triumph and awaits inevitable against-the-odds recovery from major head trauma by nemesis)
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It's only a flesh wound!
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Where's ya piece?

What effing piece?

Bang!!

Game over sucka!!
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Reverse, poised-in-the–air-like-some-homicicidal-ballet-dancer, Matrix-style sweep kick....

followed by....

Mr Miyagi "Wax On, Wax Off" double hand block and punch move


GAME DEFINITELY OVER!
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