The Cobra Game

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   Following my odd habit of becoming conscious quickly, I wake up and walk over to Josh's drumset before sitting behind the kit and playing as though I am posessed by Jaki Liebezeit.

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Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:12
	Following my odd habit of becoming conscious quickly, I wake up and walk over to Josh's drumset before sitting behind the kit and playing as though I am posessed by Jaki Liebezeit.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:10
	The females in question see you and Dylan and scamper away in disgust. I order you back to your kit.


Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:09
	Meanwhile, I leave my drumset and tip-toe over to the hot chicks in the corner, observing it all, and sip my coke. Sticking a thumb beneath each suspender I elevate onto my toes and utter, "Golly it's noisy in here!"

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:00
	"A flower?" I ask in a dramatic fashion, then play the next three notes of Supper's Ready before quickly turning it into yet another avant garde Zorn-esque solo.


Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:57
	"You think that's impressive?" I boast contemptuously, ignorant to the biting insects that cover my person. I pull out a pink crayon and scribble an exact likeness of Peter Gabriel into one of the walls before running headfirst into my drawing and knocking myself unconscious.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:52
	I resume my laughter. Then I whip out a saxamaphone and go Zorn on your asses.


Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:50
	Now completely swarmed by hornets and flying beetles, I flail my arms wildly and stop, drop and roll.

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:50
	Because I like disregarding the man. Again with the evil laughter.

Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:49
	Then I take out a coke and pour it on Dylan, while peddling the bass drum, to compliment the pepsi.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:48
	I love that song! And I would love for you to keep humming it, but alas my muse directs me differently. Sadly, I order you to stop and command you to follow Dylan's lead. Also, I dedicate this piece to bizarro laplace. We must carry on in its absence. It's what it would have wanted.


Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:47
	We all know that DL means heavy business, so I cease drumming rather abruptly and stand, remove my hat and hold it over my heart, and hum a recognizable melody. You know. That one. From that song.

Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:46
	I quickly regain consciousness and begin to play an emotive classical piece on my bassoon, and appear very happy that all manner of insects are becoming attracted to the mixture covering my body.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:42
	I laugh at Dylan. Then I realize the incredible carnage that this game has produced. I stop laughing. I hold up the "DL" card.


bizarro laplace Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: January 03 2008 Location: Underwater Status: Offline Points: 110	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:42
	A valkyrie arrives to usher my soul to Valhalla, stopping only to unfurl an ancient parchment bearing a lowercase L and nod at you all meaningfully.
	# for band in doom: # if indiekids(band): addband(band, "Post Metal")

Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:41
	I produce a bottle of Pepsi and pour it all over myself. Next, I douse myself in a mixture of honey and sugar before lying on the ground and fainting from starvation.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:37
	I hold up "DB" and ensure that all performers are able to see it. I twirl it a little bit, point at Dylan, then at Josh with two fingers, and, with a flick of my wrist, return it to the table.


Shakespeare Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 18 2006 Status: Offline Points: 7744	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:35
	Meanwhile in the rhythm section, my beats grow steadily more uncontrolled, chaotic, and syncopated. I reach a new level of syncopation that even rhythmic philosophers hadn't thought possible. I start laughing evilly.

Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:30
	I sit back down in my chair instantly and await instruction, completely oblivious to the fact that I haven't eaten a decent meal in eight days.

rileydog22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:27
	I hold up the "Stop crying" sign, aimed at Dylan.


Leningrad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991	Posted: January 17 2008 at 19:24
	I tear my sheet music, and am delighted to discover that it makes an annoying and high pitched shredding sound. I continue to do this, but upon realizing that I have nothing left to play, I begin to weep uncontrollably.