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everybody knows about the peas I bought
so instead I'm going to tell you about the
girl who sold me those peas.
it was a bright summer's day and the people
were walking in numerous quantities
on the pedestrian street because isn't that
where people are supposed to walk when
there is one and in this case there was one
and the people were walking on it and I was
walking on it too.
what happened next was one of those young
red-haired girls with paper and stuff, collecting
money for the Amnesty or the Greenpeas or
something like that, began to approach me,
but I know their tricks, I know how they do
the ambush, so I circled around the parked
bicycles and stayed close to the wall and
picked up some speed so they wouldn't
get me.
yes, I got away in time, but then I saw
the peas in the stand and they were very
cheap peas and there was a girl behind
the stand selling those peas, but she
didn't look like the kind of girl who would
sell were cheap peas, in fact she was
very pretty and looked like she usually
sold very expensive peas (but obviously
not too expensive but worth the price,
high-quality peas just like the girl who
sold them), so naturally I thought that
there was nothing wrong with the peas
but they were so cheap because they
had so many of them and tried to get
rid of them while they were still fresh,
so I bought four litres of them, and I
think the girl actually gave me five,
and she smiled to me when she
actually gave me five, and I paid and
left and went home and ate some
of those peas and they were very
large peas, overgrown peas, and
there were quite a few worms there
with them and some of the peas had
already been eaten by the worms and
perhaps the girl who sold them didn't
know what kind of low-quality peas
they were, but I really think she did,
but then again, she was very young
and she only worked there so I suppose
it's fine because now that I think about
it I guess she really didn't smile that
much after all and even if she did she
had probably been told to do that because
customers are very happy customers when
they are smiled to by a young and quite
charming girl even if the peas she sells
are barely worth the price.

Ecelectic would like John Lees to join the Barclays in Crossover. So this counts as a "move". http://www.myspace.com/jlbjh

Edited by Slartibartfast - August 11 2009 at 08:46

That's not it. That's not it at all. I thought your hovercrafts were doing well, and now this.

a weekend at the Playboy mansion.

Detuned organ.

Here's a recipe for coffee-flavored blueberry pie I just accidentally thought of:

1. Take a mug and fill it with nice hot coffee.
2. Put a relatively large piece of blueberry pie in your mouth. (Be carefully not to chew too much.)
3. Holding the mug directly under your mouth loosen up your jaw and let the blueberry pie fall into the mug.
4. Drink the coffee.
5. Eat the pie. (Try not to vomit.)
6. To remove the disgusting taste from your mouth drink a large bottle of coke.

Pikkolossa Bukowskin
BOWLING ALONE
joko 18.15-19 tai 19.15-20

Valitse kiinnostavin ja nouda ilmaislippu kassalta, avoinna 11.8. alkaen klo 12.00-19.00
Teatteriravintolan baari ja kahvio avoinna klo 17-21.

was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Edited by johnobvious - August 07 2009 at 13:48

Echinacea purpure

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