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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 09 2010 at 01:02
Shame its not midnight, because you are looking tasty in that broth.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 09 2010 at 00:58
Right now, I'd say cream of wheat.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 20:14
Are there bras too?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 17:08
Don't Federer and Sid the Kid Crosby have a say in who will win the Americas Cup?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 16:56

If Beckham crosses the ball to Nadal, Tiger Woods can get checkmate in 3 moves and win the Americas Cup!

'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:48
But he often squeaks!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:41
I rarely speak.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:40
Vompatti for presidential speech orator 2011?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:39
Both!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:32
Is your way of reading stuff intense? or monotonous? or both?! 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:31
No. I'm glad they didn't. I hope they didn't like it, because if they did, I'll have to go there tomorrow and possibly the day after that and the day after that.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:22
Did you expect them to clap?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:21
One of them said "thank you", and then I left.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:21
NO!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:20
Didn't they clap? Shocked
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:19
WTF I DIDNT HOULD NO WREATH!!! OR PASED OUT!!1!!1 Angry

And besides, they didn't say anything, they just stared at me with a blank expression. Cool

I bet I was the only one who used the word 'spatiotemporal' twice in his performance.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:18
DONT U KNO VOMATTI CULDNT BREADE WILE REEDIN HIZ MOMOLOG?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:17
WAT DUZ BREAD HAF TO DEW WIT ANYTHIN LUL!?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 12:03
Did the people say things like "OMG HE HOLDZ HIS BREAD AL TEH TIME HEZ SPEEKIN TATZ RLY COOL O WATE HE PASZS OUT LOL"?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 08 2010 at 11:57
Here's how it went:

Some time ago I wrote a short monologue. Then I read it and memorized it. Today I stood on a stage and opened my mouth and words came out of it and they were the same words as in the thing I had memorized.
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