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Shakespeare 
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 Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:35 |
 rileydog22 wrote:
I suddenly stop crying. I go back over to my bass and kick on the distortion. I play a zeuhl bassline so kickass that everyone in earshot creams their pants spontaneously. Including myself. I go clean off my bass and wash out my pants.
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I did a crazy De Futura Vander imitation with spastic and spontaneous aggressive drumming, and somehow we match up perfectly despite the rigid syncopatedness and the unreal spontaneity.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:35 |
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Clean again, I return to my amp and plug back in. I start rolling off that awesome groove from Sweet Sweet Bulbs.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:34 |
schizoid_man77 wrote:
Little does Jake know that my soul watches over the man who who kills me, until he dies. |
Except you were obliterated to oblivion so utterly that even your soul ceased to exist. In fact, it ceased to exist so utterly, that it never actually existed at all ever in any measurable dimension of time or space. And my name is Josh.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:33 |
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I suddenly stop crying. I go back over to my bass and kick on the distortion. I play a zeuhl bassline so kickass that everyone in earshot creams their pants spontaneously. Including myself. I go clean off my bass and wash out my pants.
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Dim
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:32 |
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Little does Jake know that my soul watches over the man who who kills me, until he dies.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:31 |
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I killed Ian through every means possible. He was utterly obliterated. He was so far in ancient history that even the past tense was not enough to recall his existence.
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Dim
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:27 |
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I quickyly punch Josh away, and slap Jake back into his reality.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:25 |
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I see the blood and gore throughout the room and begin crying, crying as though I had never cried before. I can't control it, I just keep crying and crying and crying. And then Josh uses the past tense again and the tears just get worse and worse and now I don't think I can control myself with all these tears and emotions running through me and i dont think im even making sense anymore help me help me im not even using sentences or capitalization or punctuation i feel like laplace or bizarro laplace or whatever and that thought just makes me cry harder and oh my god i think i might just shrivel up and die right here if i keep crying now i pass out from dehydration from all the crying
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:24 |
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I start to attack Jake by standing next to him and moving my eyes very rapidly so that the drumstick smacks him across the face. Evil laughing.
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Dim
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:23 |
Quickly, I found Dylans knitting kit, and sew myself back together.
Now I go over to the hammond organ and rape it Emerson style, while watch Laplaces boddy sit and rot.
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Leningrad
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:22 |
Presently lacking drumsticks, I grow bored of sitting behind the kit doing nothing and begin to crow like a rooster. My voice cracks and I collapse into a coughing fit.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:21 |
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It went straight into my right eye and stuck straight out. It moved with my eye movement. I felt no pain, but instead I continued to use the past tense. Again, evil laughing.
I also ripped out Ian's neck for looking into the future and steeling my idea of the ninja stars. Now the blood is everywhere in the room, and I find the "Caution, Wet" sign in Jake's pile and set it up at the entrance.
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Dim
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:19 |
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I help Dylan
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Leningrad
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:18 |
I hurl a drumstick at Josh for not talking in the present tense.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:18 |
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While playing bass with only my left hand (I've got strong left-hand muscles from, well, you know.....), I lift up the "Stop running around in circles and start prompting" card.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:17 |
schizoid_man77 wrote:
In an attempt to silence Jake once and for all, I throw a ninja throwing star towards his bass. |
What. The. f**k.
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Shakespeare
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:17 |
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But, in a dramatic attempt to show my discontent with following orders, I instead just run in small circles, flailing my arms, shouting Stevie Nicks songs and throwing those Japanese ninja stars at all the musicians in the room who have yet to participate. One hits the Valkyrie carrying laplace's corpse to Valhalla.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:15 |
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I quickly dodge it and order Ian to GTFO immediately.
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Dim
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:15 |
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In an attempt to silence Jake once and for all, I throw a ninja throwing star towards his bass.
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rileydog22
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Posted: January 17 2008 at 20:13 |
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I quickly call Josh to come over here and replace me as prompter as I pick up my bass and begin grooving with Jaki...er...I mean Dylan.
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