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    Posted: June 01 2013 at 08:59
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Sorry...I meant the  z users are Americans. NOT  morons. Definitely  NOT morons. Americans.Clown


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 31 2013 at 20:07
Someone who's dumb and likes Prog
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 31 2013 at 19:54
The dumb progger thinks that the "9/8" in "Apocalypse in 9/8" refers to a location (latitude and longitude).

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 31 2013 at 18:34
Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

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Thinks [insert any prog band name here] is underrated because they don't have a large following.*

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*My all time biggest prog pet peeve. 


That's nice because...

Thinks people just hate on [insert any prog band name here] and believe they are superior because they have a large following.*

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*My all time biggest prog pet peeve.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 31 2013 at 15:03
when asked if he likes Pink Floyd he gets a big smile on his face and starts air-singing 'We don't need no... education...'

thinks that Syd Barrett is the singer of Pendragon.

thinks that Roger Dean was that rebel without a cause who got killed on his Porsche.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 31 2013 at 13:50
^Everyone knows the Top Gear guys. Smile

Thinks Big Time Rush are influenced by Rush.

Thinks Slash used that riff first.

Thinks [insert any prog band name here] is underrated because they don't have a large following.*

Regularly listens to The Wall on shuffle.

*My all time biggest prog pet peeve. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 29 2013 at 15:53
... thinks Richard Hammond and James May must be prog musicians (apologies to non-British people who may not know who they are).
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 27 2013 at 04:50
Thinks Mike Oldfield is a horror movie soundtrack composer

Starts to listen to any experimental album, stops after ten seconds and tries to fix his CD player

Thinks that any album ending 30-minute epic must be really a 15 minute song with a hidden track




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 27 2013 at 03:53
Sorry...I meant the  z users are Americans. NOT  morons. Definitely  NOT morons. Americans.Clown
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2013 at 23:44
9/10 genius's are Terrible spellers. Apparently, Albert Einstein couldn't spell for sh*t. Anyway, it's something I don't nit-pick about, but I guess if I were part of the errors and omissions team I'd be all over that sh*t, but in a nice way of course.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2013 at 18:42
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by Gerinski Gerinski wrote:

Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

1. Spells recognize with an 's'. Shocked
2. Points out a spelling mistake 3 days and 2 pages into the thread. Wacko
I believe that 'ise' is perfectly accepted (and even preferred) on this side of the pond

Agreed.  The z users are the morons.



In reference to the title Wink


Edited by JJLehto - May 26 2013 at 18:42
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2013 at 18:26
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by Gerinski Gerinski wrote:

Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

1. Spells recognize with an 's'. Shocked
2. Points out a spelling mistake 3 days and 2 pages into the thread. Wacko
I believe that 'ise' is perfectly accepted (and even preferred) on this side of the pond

Agreed.  The z users are the morons.


The z just looks like an s when you Brits are driving on the wrong Censoreding side of the road.


Edited by Tapfret - May 26 2013 at 18:27
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:14
Originally posted by Gerinski Gerinski wrote:


Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

1. Spells recognize with an 's'. Shocked2. Points out a spelling mistake 3 days and 2 pages into the thread. Wacko

I believe that 'ise' is perfectly accepted (and even preferred) on this side of the pond


'recognise' gets 50.9 million hits on Google.com
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:13
Originally posted by Gerinski Gerinski wrote:

Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

1. Spells recognize with an 's'. Shocked
2. Points out a spelling mistake 3 days and 2 pages into the thread. Wacko
I believe that 'ise' is perfectly accepted (and even preferred) on this side of the pond

Agreed.  The z users are the morons.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:11
spells 'Melontron'

never listened to King Crimson because he is republican


Edited by Gerinski - May 26 2013 at 04:13
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 26 2013 at 04:06
Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

1. Spells recognize with an 's'. Shocked
2. Points out a spelling mistake 3 days and 2 pages into the thread. Wacko
I believe that 'ise' is perfectly accepted (and even preferred) on this side of the pond
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 25 2013 at 23:59
When somebody thinks.......


Nightwish is a satist cult.

Judas Priest is Progressive Metal

Meshuggha is a type of sugar.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 25 2013 at 23:55
Originally posted by AtomicCrimsonRush AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:



In an interview with Pink Floyd, states "by the way, which one's Pink?" (actually occurred many times in the early days!)
Listens to Magma and says "this is great I have always loved the French language in prog"
Think they know a lot about Genesis but have never heard of Peter Gabriel.
Still think Jon Anderson fronts Yes.
Listens to the Emerson side of "Works" and says "what is this classical crap? Why don't you put some decent music on such as ELP?"
Hears "Plague of Lighthouse Keepers" and thinks its a great song about the profession of maintaining a lighthouse.
Wonders why Genesis did not release better albums that were as awesome as "ABACAB" or "Invisible Touch".
Thinks that the latest movie "Rush" is a sequel to "Beyond the Lighted Stage"
Thinks Yes were a one hit wonder with "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
Thinks Procol Harum only released one decent song with "Whiter Shade of Pale"




Oh Scott. These are great. I knew you would kick ass at this thread.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 25 2013 at 23:53
Originally posted by Horizons Horizons wrote:

Likes Hogarth more than Fish (era)
Cool


Yeeeeesss!! Right on.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 25 2013 at 18:48
In an interview with Pink Floyd, states "by the way, which one's Pink?" (actually occurred many times in the early days!)

Listens to Magma and says "this is great I have always loved the French language in prog"

Think they know a lot about Genesis but have never heard of Peter Gabriel.

Still think Jon Anderson fronts Yes.

Listens to the Emerson side of "Works" and says "what is this classical crap? Why don't you put some decent music on such as ELP?"

Hears "Plague of Lighthouse Keepers" and thinks its a great song about the profession of maintaining a lighthouse.

Wonders why Genesis did not release better albums that were as awesome as "ABACAB" or "Invisible Touch".

Thinks that the latest movie "Rush" is a sequel to "Beyond the Lighted Stage"

Thinks Yes were a one hit wonder with "Owner of a Lonely Heart"

Thinks Procol Harum only released one decent song with "Whiter Shade of Pale"




Edited by AtomicCrimsonRush - May 25 2013 at 18:52
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