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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:37
Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

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"Hmm, deliciously implied sexual intercourse with German children. I think this translator might be a pedophile."

...56 translations later we get:

", Germany, I think sexual abuse training."



Hmm, scheisse videos FTW. Party
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:40

Original text:

"I'm gonna love and tolerate the sh*t outta you."

...56 translations later we get:

"I want four."


Original text:

"I'm gonna love and tolerate the sh*t outta you."

...20 translations later we get:

"I love you to take control of dog waste."
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:41

Original text:

"Hmm, scheisse videos FTW."

...56 translations later we get:

"Exempt sex videos."
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:45

Original text:

"Exempt sex videos."

...56 translations later we get:

"Posted in sex"
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Points: 21795 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 16:47

"The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face."

...56 translations later we get:

"Goyhao right cone energy"

lol Bob Dylan lyrics.
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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:01

Original text:

"Transexual men are like women with penises."

...40 translations later we get:

"Woman kept Transganr."
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Points: 5575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:01

Original text:

"if you don't let us f**k this ass hole. then all the pussy's and dicks will be covered in sh*t"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sex register our cat."
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:03

Original text:

"Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at the close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

...57 translations later we get:

"Sweet little better at night. Age at death, and Construction Documents: anger, embarrassment, I felt like the end of the day"
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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:15
Originally posted by topographicbroadways topographicbroadways wrote:

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"if you don't let us f**k this ass hole. then all the pussy's and dicks will be covered in sh*t"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sex register our cat."


I can see a pattern here. . . .
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Points: 5575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:19
Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

Originally posted by topographicbroadways topographicbroadways wrote:

Original text:

"if you don't let us f**k this ass hole. then all the pussy's and dicks will be covered in sh*t"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sex register our cat."


I can see a pattern here. . . .

Cat - "SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS EIGHTEEN"
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2011 at 17:31
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Original text:

"Cat - "SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS EIGHTEEN""

...56 translations later we get:

"Fuego - "device."
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 07:44

Original text:

"I even had the margarine out of the fridge."

...56 translations later we get:

"Y"
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:31

Original text:

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal"

...56 translations later we get:

"Four Bears, liberty and the seven continents and countries, I believe in equal rights for fathers."
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:40

Original text:

"Why isn't anyone on Tinychat?"

...30 translations later we get:

"Why not do a little cat?"
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Points: 5575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:40

Original text:

"water water everywhere nor any drop to drink"

...56 translations later we get:

"Every Wednesday or a glass of water."
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:46

Original text:

"Why have I let my life pass me by? Why didn't I ever tell the girl in Berlin that I love her in an erotic way?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Why do you want drama in my life in Berlin, on Wednesday my wife and why is it important?"
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:56

Original text:

"The fish was delish and it made quite a dish."

...56 translations later we get:

"Fish Relish."
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Points: 6088 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:56

Original text:

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

...56 translations later we get:

"A good opportunity to think."
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:58

Original text:

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

...56 translations later we get:

"In fact, legal."
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Points: 6088 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2011 at 13:59

"There's nothing wrong with having sex with children."

...56 translations later we get:

"Women sex bad."
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