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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:20

"Who told Phil Collins he should have a solo career?"

...56 translations later we get:

"This means the business firukorinzu?"
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:22
Vompatti plays laser tag with hookers."

...10 translations later we get:

"Laser Vompatti play a prostitute.
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:23
This is genius:

"My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hip - hip - Hop I (miracle), a good bag."
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:23
Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Vompatti plays laser tag with hookers."

...10 translations later we get:

"Laser Vompatti play a prostitute.



100% true
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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:24
Originally posted by CCVP CCVP wrote:

a post from Brian a wile back:

Original text:

"Oh wow Caio

and lol @ Hitler

Some of these make a little too much sense! "

...10 translations later we get:

"LOL @ Hitler in World of Warcraft cards, which is a bit silly!"

 
Wow indeed.


Bump for greater justice!
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:25

"Robert Fripp doesn't allow flash photography at his concerts."

...20 translations later we get:

"罗伯特弗里普 flash is not permitted in the show."
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:30

"Can are a terrible band. Tago Mago is horrible."

...56 translations later we get:

"Maybe it's better than many Animated 马格勒阿扎 拉."


The missing word is Ponies.
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:30

Original text:

"omg why won't the german girl write me, question mark"

...56 translations later we get:

"German authors found."
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:46
Charlie Sheen in drug free."

...20 translations later we get:

"Charlie Sheen is non-toxic."
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:50

Original text:

"I talk to the wind."

...20 translations later we get:

"Speaking in the air."
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:53

Original text:

"Insane Clown Posse"

...56 translations later we get:

"Family insane Clown"
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Points: 3196 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:54
This site is hilarious LOL
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Points: 15535 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:56

Original text:

"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'dude can't handle it, unplug this,'Because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm."

...20 translations later we get:

"You have five seconds, I think the former is not processed, because I do not know, maybe the fire is not on Earth.
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Points: 5575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:56

Original text:

"i am on a drug it's called charlie sheen"

...10 translations later we get:

"I drug under the name Charlie Sheen"


LOL We are aware
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:58

Original text:

"Shake hands with beef"

...56 translations later we get:

"Huge Success"
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Points: 10185 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:04
Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Original text:

"Shake hands with beef"

...56 translations later we get:

"Huge Success"


Incredible
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:06

Original text:

"It was a perfectly ordinary day at the track, except that there was an oiled vagina involved and the horses rose up against the jockeys and whipped them."

...56 translations later we get:

"This is a special day on the road. But the market is a joke about geureulreul."
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Points: 28772 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:07

Original text:

"My mind has gone!"

...56 translations later we get:

"This is the best."
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:08

Original text:

"The conversation was about the particle accelerator. Edgar had planned to put it in the living room, next to the sofa, while Edna was convinced that the garage would be a more appropriate place for it."

...56 translations later we get:

"To edgar Sabbath in a chair, if the vehicle speed where to be seen."
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:10

Original text:

"When I sit at the burger joint and look at the thin girls with legs like the wooden sticks they make fences out of and bottocks like small watermelons I cannot help but wonder how often and how much they must defecate."

...56 translations later we get:

"If you see a girl sitting on the tree, so if a policy, I've been good, but it is still continuing."
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