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TCat 
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 Posted: November 12 2021 at 18:26 |
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Swan Dive and Recovery 8.2 Book Reading 4.5 Mustard Pickle Tasting 0.2 Dog Poop Retrieval 5.9 Leaf Blower Sculpture 7.1 Cat Scratch Skin Etchings 9.9 Lotion Application
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JD
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Posted: November 12 2021 at 20:20 |
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1 - Underwear (better than average) 2 - Haircut (Is it ok that every hair is only 1/8" long) 3 - Ratings and Ranking lists (Don't know what you're talking about) 4 - Cul-de-Sac (HEY...stop looking at my sac !) 5 - Raisins (what bunny?) |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 13 2021 at 01:51 |
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4. 6933 dead bodies
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 13 2021 at 07:02 |
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1. I float like a bunch of deck joist brackets.
2. I airplane like I'm 12-channel viewing region. 3. I chair when it's spinning time 4. I eat my vegetables with my meatetables. 5. I repair concrete steps with paperclips.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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suitkees
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Posted: November 13 2021 at 07:35 |
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Water: 10 Lemonade: 2 Wine: 10 Peanut butter: 13
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The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
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JD
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Posted: November 13 2021 at 08:02 |
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1 - Checking lottery numbers 3/10 2 - Smelling the morning paper 5/10 3 - Chugging the morning coffee in one long gulp 10/10 4 - The smell of a body part (I'll let you guess which one) 7/10 5 - Having total control over my media consumption 9/10 Edited by JD - November 13 2021 at 16:44 |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 13 2021 at 16:30 |
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1. Hydrogen.
2. Way longer than detergent. 3. Look like a hot dog roll. 4. Become the peninsula. 5. Misleading peanut butter.
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JD
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Posted: November 13 2021 at 16:45 |
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Using 'peninsula' in no less than three separate forums ★★★★
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suitkees
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- Foot: 3.5 - Arm pit: 3.8 - Genitals: *** - Ear: 2.1 - Navel: 2.3
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TCat
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i- Orange: 1.5 ii- Warships: .03 (based on the usual confusion with the word naval) iii- Bellybutton: 87.5 iv- Manger Scene (Navel-tivy): What ever is left over (subtract for yourself because I'm here as a volunteer and don't have the time or patience) v- Innie vs. Outie: Who cares as long as we are navel gazing?
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1. Drive-by peninsulas
2. Drive-through peninsulas 3. Merging into the peninsula lane 4. Stuck in a peninsula jam 5. Not having enough peninsula fare
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 15 2021 at 02:10 |
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6. 108,559 dead bodies
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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1. A slice of peninsula pizza
2. A slice of peninsula cake 3. A slice of peninsula pie 4. A slice of peninsula stromboli 5. A slice of peninsula cheese 6. A slice of peninsula bread 7. A slice of peninsula watermelon 8. A slice of peninsula ham 9. A slice of peninsula tomato 10. A slice of peninsula pineapple
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TCat
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Posted: November 16 2021 at 11:11 |
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a. It is
b. Is it? c. I sit. d. 'Tis I e. istissiitittiitssisssitiiisittisitittiss
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Posted: November 16 2021 at 12:02 |
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1 - 03:30 2 - 12:15 3 - 09:45 4 - 21:01 5 - 00:01
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1. A flush that lasts seven minutes.
2. Two goats and a handkerchief. 3. Insert random comment about peninsulas here. 4. The Lake District and bagels. 5. Stuffing typewriters huge deli counters.
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Posted: November 16 2021 at 16:25 |
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1 - Deep Throat 2 - 2069: A Sex Odyssey 3 - Bat Pussy 4 - Debbie Does Dallas 5 - Schindler's List
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TCat
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1. Is this funny?
2. This isn't funny anymore 3. Who asked you? 4. #1 did 5. That was a rhetorical question 6. Aren't they on the endangered list? 7. Not any more
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1. Imitate a Caesar salad.
2. Improve your gum opportunities. 3. Take frequent bathroom breaks. 4. Wear lederhosen on Tuesdays. 5. Say hello out loud when you fart.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 17 2021 at 00:54 |
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7. 919,029 dead bodies
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