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Vompatti
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 08:08 |
I sense a Shadow inside! Are you ready, Sensei?
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irrelevant
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 08:49 |
Rants on microwave proofing.
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 19:03 |
If you were crazy you wouldn't be talking to gophers.
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irrelevant
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 21:29 |
Can you stand to be so tall? Find out more.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 23:04 |
Theft Isn't a Dirty Word by Vinnie 'Velcro Hands' Filcher is the latest in a sinister new variation on the heavily saturated 'Self Help' literature market which is causing considerable unrest among prominent publishers globally. Some cynics in the industry have christened this new trend as: Help Yourself To Books
Vinnie will be appearing at an 'in store' signing event at Waterstones at 3am on Feb 15th.
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 23:13 |
^ love to be there, I hear first edition copies of Abbie Hoffman's Steal This Book will be for sale at "negotiable rates", and that Mr. Filcher might be coaxed to discuss the differences between oral and anal containment bladders.
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irrelevant
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 23:20 |
^ I shall also be there, in a long coat and hat, carrying a large camera with a suspicious look on my face.
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 23:22 |
crap, that's what I was planning to wear-- maybe the black nightsuit with the balaclava instead, yes that'll be quite nice
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irrelevant
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 23:25 |
Have we met before?
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 23:33 |
maybe at KleptoCon in '98, or perhaps a Misappropriations Guild meeting?
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irrelevant
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Posted: January 09 2011 at 23:42 |
I was at KleptoCon that year.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: January 10 2011 at 10:57 |
You couldn't have been, I stole your ticket remember?
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: January 10 2011 at 11:26 |
Completely w**ky names for soccer teams # 87: Deportivo Moron (from Argentina) Their club badge appears to depict a faintly unnerving chicken/dalek hybrid attempting either line dancing or a sinister variation of the slow Foxtrot Is this the sort of filth we want to throw at our children?
Edited by ExittheLemming - January 10 2011 at 11:34
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Syzygy
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Posted: January 10 2011 at 16:49 |
It's time to loosen our belts and pull our socks down!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 10 2011 at 18:25 |
I knew Bertha Flaegendorf. You're no Bertha Flaegendorf.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: January 10 2011 at 19:52 |
Stanely's guide to entertainment proclaims this is the best thing produced by humans, aside from Selma Thedoria:
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Posted: January 11 2011 at 00:15 |
Where piglets come to chew.
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 11 2011 at 00:42 |
Accept the spelt.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: January 11 2011 at 00:53 |
If it was cheaper in America, I'd be pantless.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: January 11 2011 at 01:10 |
Encyclopaedia Brittekland
Hypocrisy - an eggy fart from a vegan
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