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Man With Hat 
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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 Posted: April 18 2015 at 19:23 |
 HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth? |
Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations. |
I've doused you in kerosene, please don't be that obscene. ENCORE ENCORE |
It's all because of those survival programs, but I forgot to pay my cable bill. Just as well. Kerosene ought to keep me toasty tonight, but wait, I'm going to dive for caviar first. |
I love the way you sell your soul. 
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 19:44 |
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth? |
Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations. |
I've doused you in kerosene, please don't be that obscene. ENCORE ENCORE |
It's all because of those survival programs, but I forgot to pay my cable bill. Just as well. Kerosene ought to keep me toasty tonight, but wait, I'm going to dive for caviar first. |
I love the way you sell your soul. |
I want to be the Ghost Rider!
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 19:59 |
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I opened my drawer and my socks chose me. What are the odds that I might be the one?
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 20:03 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth? |
Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations. |
I've doused you in kerosene, please don't be that obscene. ENCORE ENCORE |
It's all because of those survival programs, but I forgot to pay my cable bill. Just as well. Kerosene ought to keep me toasty tonight, but wait, I'm going to dive for caviar first. |
I love the way you sell your soul. |
I want to be the Ghost Rider! |
Opine again, blood rose.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 20:20 |
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth? |
Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations. |
I've doused you in kerosene, please don't be that obscene. ENCORE ENCORE |
It's all because of those survival programs, but I forgot to pay my cable bill. Just as well. Kerosene ought to keep me toasty tonight, but wait, I'm going to dive for caviar first. |
I love the way you sell your soul. |
I want to be the Ghost Rider! |
Opine again, blood rose. |
I think I'm ignorant because I believe computer viruses are spread by dirty toilet seats.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Online
Points: 65166
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 20:30 |
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In Carnations: Your New Life as a Professional Florist
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 21:02 |
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It's been homoerotic in here for 59 years.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 21:06 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth? |
Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations. |
I've doused you in kerosene, please don't be that obscene. ENCORE ENCORE |
It's all because of those survival programs, but I forgot to pay my cable bill. Just as well. Kerosene ought to keep me toasty tonight, but wait, I'm going to dive for caviar first. |
I love the way you sell your soul. |
I want to be the Ghost Rider! |
Opine again, blood rose. |
I think I'm ignorant because I believe computer viruses are spread by dirty toilet seats. |
The stiff shoulder blade you inherited from your Uncle?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 22:02 |
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Tomorrow I'll breath through this cheese cloth.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 23:24 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Tomorrow I'll breath through this cheese cloth. |
 Stick a pencil in my cap and call me Fettuccini.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 23:44 |
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Seven inches of vinyl, if you know what I mean.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 19 2015 at 00:11 |
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All the days that came before, were accidental.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 19 2015 at 00:58 |
Tonight's primetime lineup: 8PM: Was Paul McCartney A Member Of The SS? 9PM: Cheese Today - A Twelve Part Investigative Series On The Cheese Industry In The 21st Century: Part 7 - Hello Havarti 10:30 PM: Comatose Daisies (Season 8, Episode 2 - A Sprinkle Of Warm Garbage) 11PM: Music On The Corner (Featuring Betwixt Bewilderments, Sons Of Lesbians, and A New Bestiality)
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: April 19 2015 at 06:33 |
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You remind me of my own imperfections.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 19 2015 at 15:16 |
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I just really like urinating., ok.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 19 2015 at 16:25 |
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Caramel precedes foliation.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 19 2015 at 19:06 |
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I desire fascism.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: April 19 2015 at 19:06 |
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me too k
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 19 2015 at 19:11 |
Vompatti wrote:
me too k
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Let's paint each other naked on each other's body.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: April 19 2015 at 19:27 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
me too k
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Let's paint each other naked on each other's body. |
k
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